Local Author Manipulates Way to Victory
I won!
Thanks to
your votes, many of which probably came from
outside my home state and thus were blatant moral, if not
technical, violations of the competition’s integrity,
Company
rode to joint victory as the State Library of Victoria’s “Most
Popular Book.”
Now, some might view this as a shameful exercise in depriving a more deserving author of their rightful prize. Possibly this group includes the State Library, since they declared me “Joint Winner,” implying quite the statistical event. But no, no, I have to take their word for it that there really was a genuine tie. This makes me pretty glad I voted for myself. And means that my wife—who the morning of the award ceremony said, “I was supposed to vote?”—is in big trouble.
I didn’t mention this in my acceptance speech. What I did say, and would like to repeat here for those who (ahem) couldn’t make it to the ceremony, is that it’s continually amazing to me that people read something I wrote and care enough about it or me to send me an email, or mention it on their blog, or vote in a competition like this. I get so much personal joy out of writing, but to feel that response from people as well is truly touching, and makes what I do a privilege.
While I’m talking home town news, I’m stepping out for the launch of the new Australian Syrup edition, Wednesday 12th March, 6:30pm in the Sun Theatre foyer, 10 Ballarat St, Yarraville. They say “bookings are essential” (03 9689 0661), but I don’t know about that. I mean, it’s a foyer. And it’s me.
By the way, I just moved house, and I’m writing this blog on dial-up. Dial-up! It’s like being blind.
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Location: England
Quote: "Eagerly awaiting the European Tour."
Posted: 6283 days ago
You can also kill me, as I was unable to vote due to internet problems (I'm not quite as far down as dialup, but I am stuck on a 3G connection.
Location: Bergen, Norway
Quote: "Gravity is a myth, the earth sucks!"
Posted: 6283 days ago
I just got an invite from the library for some arrangement I can't quite remember. Do you think they cover traveling expenses from Norway?
Karan (#1376)
Location: Sydney, Australia
Quote: "Quid Quid Latine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur - Anything said in Latin sounds important"
Posted: 6283 days ago
(oh and congrats :D)
Location: New York
Quote: "It's fun to have fun but you have to know how."
Posted: 6283 days ago
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Posted: 6283 days ago
Yenzo (#829)
Location: Secret underwater pyramid base in the Pacific
Quote: "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe (Carl Sagan)"
Posted: 6283 days ago
Who was the other winner, btw?
I wanted to make this post longer, but I have mercy with your dial-up.
Linnea1928 (#2654)
Location: Rosemount, MN
Posted: 6283 days ago
I couldn't live without wireless, I don't know how you are coping with dialup. Good luck with that.
Greg Karber (#1568)
Location: gregkarber.com
Posted: 6283 days ago
Posted: 6283 days ago
And Dial-Up is the only option available where I live(rural Maryland).....
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Quote: ""Toast sweat! It's the scourge of our time!""
Posted: 6283 days ago
And my deepest sympathies in regards to the dialup. I live in the edge of Los Angeles County and am thus stuck with satellite internet which is just about as bad as dialup so I feel your pain.
Richard (#2051)
Location: Boulder, CO
Quote: "...I may not like you, but because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights!"
Posted: 6283 days ago
Yay for your glorious, ethical victory!
Rebecca (#3444)
Location: Seattle, wa
Quote: ""Be thankful you have mothers. . . and limbs to clutch them with." Circus Contraption"
Posted: 6283 days ago
Cheers!
Jocelyne (#3273)
Location: Sydney
Quote: "Laughter is the language of the soul"
Posted: 6283 days ago
Location: Rockford, IL
Quote: "Insert witty quote here."
Posted: 6283 days ago
Tara (#3128)
Location: Toorak, Melbourne
Quote: "I'd love to kiss you but I just washed my hair."
Posted: 6283 days ago
1. Why is it so bloody hard to find Syrup in stores? Will this get easier due to the new Australian release?
2. Yarraville?? Of all places?
3. Who did you tie with for the winning spot?
Rod McBride (#688)
Location: Gardner, KS
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Posted: 6283 days ago
Location: the Stygian Empire
Quote: "Flesh is a design flaw."
Posted: 6283 days ago
Dial-up makes me sad inside.
Location: Sydney, Australia
Quote: "Why are the pretty ones always insane?"
Posted: 6282 days ago
Dial-up? Oh the pain, the unendurable pain! May (naked of course) ADSL soon be available in your new home.
Jeffrey (#2286)
Location: Right here
Quote: "Mathematics is a powerful language. Just look at how mathematicians destroyed the housing market."
Posted: 6281 days ago
SILVER CLOUD (#3359)
Location: CA
Quote: "Fortune Favors the Brave"
Posted: 6281 days ago
some guy named Max Berry.
Hugs & Kisses to Fig
Michael Ricksand (#2212)
Location: Terra
Quote: "You do not have a right to be stupid."
Posted: 6280 days ago
Dial-up? I feel sorry for you, which is paradoxial, because if you'd simply gone without the web it probably wouldn't have been a problem, but a dial-up immediately gets you mydeepestsymapthies. Funny how we humans work, eh?
shabooty (#637)
Location: D.C./V.A/M.D.
Quote: "I will shake your foundation. I will shake the f**cking rafters. Nobody'll be the same -Danny Bonaduce ....& go visit my blog @: http://www.shabooty.com"
Posted: 6280 days ago
<a href="http://www.shabooty.com/2008/03/02/a-story-max-barry-would-drool-over-coca-cola-piercing-tongues-in-latest-marketing-stunt.php">THIS</a>
$
jessica (#3063)
Location: austin, tx
Quote: "You can't start a fire worrying about your little world falling apart."
Posted: 6278 days ago
I just love how the other author was so sterile about his response: 'It was nothing short of an honor'...etc. Very nice until reading your comments...'Usually it's impossible to keep that many writers sober.' Lovely and genius! Always throwing a bit of humor to the public!
Location: Moe
Quote: "Fredzfrog"
Posted: 6277 days ago
Hooray for mid-week drinking! :P
Jonathan Janke (#2126)
Location: Sweden
Quote: "Aurum est potestas"
Posted: 6275 days ago
Drew (#3448)
Location: NY
Quote: "Outstanding"
Posted: 6275 days ago
Mathew Coad (#773)
Location: Wangaratta (Victoria)
Quote: "" I'll remember you when I'm rich and famous. " - Scat."
Posted: 6272 days ago
Also I googled "Kinetic Beverage".
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/7048959.html
Location: Moe
Quote: "Fredzfrog"
Posted: 6270 days ago
Free doughnuts, cola, beer, wine...
And some guy who reduced his name by 1 x. :P
Max, the scribe peoples, it twas a fun evening...
We should do it agaiin sometime. (if not JG, a Company re-release? lol)
Beer/food after was fun too! :D
Location: Moe
Quote: "Fredzfrog"
Posted: 6270 days ago
http://fredzfrog.net/images/max/
Enjoy. :D
Mathew Coad (#773)
Location: Wangaratta (Victoria)
Quote: "" I'll remember you when I'm rich and famous. " - Scat."
Posted: 6270 days ago
Nicholas (#3453)
Location: Williamstown
Posted: 6270 days ago
Max,
Good to see you in person at Yarraville and thank you for your reading of some sample pages of Syrup . I think you hooked us line and sinker! You have freshened up the boring corporate world !
Also I'm sure you can turn this into a sitcom oneday.
be well
Location: Morristown, Indiana
Quote: "Why do I blog? Simple, because Max Barry blogs."
Posted: 6264 days ago
-adam
AAlgar (#3459)
Location: Seattle
Quote: ""Don't put your lips on anything.""
Posted: 6260 days ago
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