y i no post
y u no post
Anonymous
Well let me ask you, Anonymous: y U no post? I mean, I don’t know you. But I’m guessing you haven’t blogged in a while. Why is that? Is it because you decided the world doesn’t actually need your random thoughts inserted into it on a semi-weekly basis? I’m just spit-balling. But that sounds right to me. I mean, there are a lot of human beings out there, Anonymous. A lot. And they can’t all be the chosen one sent to save humanity with the power of their opinions.
I know, I know; you used to feel that way. You used to be young, Anonymous. You were filled up with the righteous clarity and passionate delusion of youth that other people need to hear what you have to say. And there’s nothing wrong with that. That’s a good thing for young people. But you’re not 23 any more, are you?
And opinions have become so digestible. You were raised in an age of op-ed pieces, I bet, where people thought about what they wanted to say, spent some time composing it into robust form, and delivered it in meal-sized portions. Today you wouldn’t be halfway through that process before the social media maelstrom had eaten, judged, and moved on, all in punctuation-free one-liners. That’s okay; that’s an evolution of sorts; but it’s not exactly your sweet spot, is it? If you’re delivering 500-word blogs (blogs!) a day after the fact, you’re kind of constantly late to the party, right?
But I do think you should start posting, Anonymous. Like for me, I had a really terrific year creatively in 2018; one of my most enjoyable. I didn’t post about it, though, for a few reasons, a big one being that the moment I say out loud something about the writing going well, I can already feel the thousand demons of writers’ Hell winging their way toward me. But then a few people started to think I had been killed in that fake balcony fall where Wikipedia says I broke my arm,* or abducted by winged writers’ demons, so I felt a little guilty about that.
And when you do post, Anonymous, you often get reminded that there are people out there who do like to know that you are still alive, and not consumed by demons, and some of those people you’ve been connected to for a really long time. And that’s nice. That’s really nice. So I do want you to give it a shot, Anonymous. Get back out there. Share your irrelevant thoughts, because that’s what people do. The second you have a book deal.
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Robin Sloan (#2036)
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Posted: 2103 days ago
ryandake (#2199)
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M.I.Minter (#347)
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John Wall (#4218)
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branden (#2100)
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Quote: "...and this is how you betray me!?"
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Lucy (#664)
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Adam (#24)
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Quote: "Why do I blog? Simple, because Max Barry blogs."
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Nichole (#3530)
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Posted: 2102 days ago
David Buckingham (#5898)
Location: Boston, MA
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Posted: 2102 days ago
But don't worry, they're still coming for you... slowly.
Thanks for wonderful blogs, I do enjoy them.
Max
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Posted: 2102 days ago
Also way too sharp.
Ben (#3924)
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Max
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towr (#1914)
Location: Netherlands
Posted: 2099 days ago
I kinda wondered what was up when I checked last week and saw it had been half a year since there was a sign of life.
The wikipedia thing is kinda funny; I hadn't really considered that if someone falsely reports something, then everyone else can truthfully report that it's been reported. And that sounds like it's almost the same thing. It's like newslaundering, making false news clean and truthy.
Mat Sleightholme (#7822)
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Posted: 2097 days ago
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