Max in America 2007

One thing I’m looking forward to is discovering what wacky new security schemes US Customs has come up with since I last visited. In 2006 they’d added fingerprinting and digital mug shots. This time I’m thinking maybe they’ll swab my mouth or get me to sing the Pledge of Allegiance. Or maybe they have followed this route to its logical conclusion and now herd foreign visitors straight from the airport to prisons, where any of us not intending to commit terrorist atrocities can fill out applications to be released.

Wow, that was pretty cynical, even for me. I’m not sure if that struck the appropriately witty, feel-good note I want to promote a book tour. But anyway. I have dates! And here they are:

• Los Angeles, CA
  Sunday March 25th, 2007
• Denver, CO
  Monday March 26th, 2007
• Milwaukee, WI
  Tuesday March 27th, 2007
• Madison, WI
  Wednesday March 28th, 2007
• Chicago, IL
  Thursday March 29th, 2007
• Austin, TX
  Friday March 30th, 2007
• Phoenix, AZ
  Saturday March 31st, 2007
• Danville, CA
  Monday April 2nd, 2007

[ Tour Details Here ]

As usual, I expect any outrage over ill-considered dates, places, etc, to be directed at my publisher. Remember, they’re the ones organizing this stuff. I’m just turning up and cleaning out the mini-bars.