There are no stupid questions
Norman writes:
Dear Max:
I just happened to browse the site as I am with MY Space .Com. Some how I came across your website. One eye catcher is a segment titled: “Women in High Heels Smashing Things” What is that all about? It turns me on. Tell me more of this story and more information on it.
Right! I’m going to assume you’re being funny, Norman, because the alternative is too disturbing. So this is the thing where I look up what people are searching for when they visit this site. It’s been a while since I last checked that, but once again the list is a mix of the bizarre, the terrifying, the unintentionally hilarious, and the unexpectedly profound. Here’s a sample from the last two months:
- ashley olsen worried and afraid of mary kate
- hippos go berserk
- how to make my cable modem lights stop blinking
- what can i do to make myself more attractive to women?
- defense against water balloons
- how to write in elven symbol code
- benefits of drinking pepsi max
- sexiest pants in world of warcraft
- what did teenager like back in the days
- how tall are victoria s supermodels
- what makes plaster casts start to smell?
- fish talks crap splish splash
- what happens to the hearing of whales when they get older
- who does jennifer government look like
- my sneakers are too small
- i just want to talk not about anything someone
- when was 479 days ago?
- unshaven giant poodle pictures
- is um a word
- location of hookers in rochester ny
- goosebumps anything to do with your heart
- giant rabbit news england
- the smurfs karl max
- is it true that when you sneeze people are thinking about you
Some of these are hard to stop thinking about. I’m a little tempted to search for footage of berserk hippos myself now. Is “um” a word? And seriously, I’m in England at the moment: should I be worried about a giant rabbit?
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Jeffrey (#2286)
Location: Right here
Quote: "Mathematics is a powerful language. Just look at how mathematicians destroyed the housing market."
Posted: 6907 days ago
Matthew (#16)
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Quote: "Unicorn on mountain top. Wind blowing through mane."
Posted: 6907 days ago
John (#477)
Location: Seattle
Quote: "Did I do that?"
Posted: 6907 days ago
Right.
defense against water balloons <-- personal favourite.
Kori (#2258)
Location: Rochester, MN
Quote: "And then Jesus said, 'Let them eat cake.'"
Posted: 6907 days ago
By far the classiest one on there.
Chris (#816)
Location: Quebec, Canada
Posted: 6907 days ago
Seriously, though, someone needs to develop a search engine that punches you in the face when you try searching for things by asking it questions.
Phill Sacre (#1822)
Location: London, UK
Quote: "Computers are like air conditioners. Both stop working, if you open windows."
Posted: 6907 days ago
Damn, he's onto us!
*looks round nervously*
Adam A. (#256)
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Quote: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." -George Carlin"
Posted: 6907 days ago
Why don't you have a Myspace page, Max? I know it would be repetitive, as you already have this site, but you could at least have a link to this one, and I'm sure you're not against another place of free promotion. It seems to be good source of advertising.
Rod McBride (#688)
Location: Gardner, KS
Quote: "www.MidwestRockLobster.blogspot.com"
Posted: 6907 days ago
So I stopped checking. Can't figure out whether it's bad karma or bad meta.
Location: Sydney, Australia
Quote: "Why are the pretty ones always insane?"
Posted: 6907 days ago
CameoAppearance (#2439)
Location: Vancouver, BC
Quote: "Please tell me I'm not related to these people."
Posted: 6907 days ago
That's my theory, anyways.
Also: IS 'um' a word? Now I'm curious!
Hobbie (#1359)
Location: Cornwall, England
Quote: "There was a little man in his hair!"
Posted: 6907 days ago
austin (#2462)
Location: rhode island
Quote: "hmmm...bleh..."
Posted: 6906 days ago
austin (#2462)
Location: rhode island
Quote: "hmmm...bleh..."
Posted: 6906 days ago
Well, I absolutely DESPISE chatspeak. Can't people just write the word out? Why has America become so lazy?
Robert (#413)
Location: Los Angeles
Quote: "A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
Posted: 6906 days ago
Big boobed smokers
Big boobed lesbians
Bi-racial entertainers black and..
god of entropy
It always gets you wondering.
maceq (#2471)
Location: Cracow, Poland
Quote: "Me v.1.21b (beta)"
Posted: 6903 days ago
If you're using a DC progam try sharing a file named for ex. "Half_naked_barbarian_was_riding_a_horse_through-virgin_forrest.mpq" or something like that and count people who start downloading it in first 60 sec :D Best score by far: 43 :P By the way the upper example was originaly a .doc file containing a Conan-like (yuck!) fantasy story and was it's first sentence. It got few downloads as well. :P
People are weird...
Picto (#64)
Location: United Kingdom
Quote: "Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill"
Posted: 6902 days ago
That's all.
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