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“The equipment carried by the average modern-day soldier weighs a hundred fifty pounds.” The Manager spread his palms. The light flooding in the window behind him made this gesture vaguely Messianic. “That’s your standard grunt. Start talking specialists, they’re lugging half that again. We have equipment that could radically increase their effectiveness that they simply can’t carry. War has become a load-bearing exercise. A logistics puzzle. And sure, tell me it’s never been any different. Tell me that throughout history, battles have been won on the back of resource co-ordination. And I’ll agree with you, Dr. Neumann, to a point. But let me say this. An army of soldiers who run at fifty miles per hour, leap twenty feet into the air, have an inbuilt arsenal capable of handling any contingency, and walk through enemy fire like it’s rain—that army would get respect.”

“Charlie has some interesting spine work in the pipeline,” said Cassandra Cautery. “I should get you an updated report.”

“And I’ll tell you what else excites me. The after-sales support. Now there’s some vendor lock-in. We outfit a military with Better Future Combat Augmentations, they’re going to need servicing. Training. Upgrades. They’ll live and die on our bug fixes. I mean that literally. It’s a never-ending revenue stream.”

“I liked Better Future Bioreplacement Technology,” said Cassandra Cautery. “What happened to that?”

“Marketing. Didn’t test as well. People are uncomfortable with the concept of replacing. They prefer to add.”

“Ah.”

I said, “I don’t want to be a super-soldier.”

Cassandra Cautery smiled. The Manager said, “Of course you don’t! And I don’t want you to be. You’re a thinker, Dr. Neumann. Your role is hands-off.”

“So to speak,” I said. This was a quip. I had become a bit of a quipper, since Lola. It was becoming compulsive.

“What I mean,” said the Manager, “is there’s no need to put yourself through the QA for every Better Future Combat Augmentation. We have people for that.”

I was already shaking my head. “I don’t want to make parts for other people. I want to rebuild myself.” Cassandra Cautery inhaled, so I added: “And I guess you need a product at some stage. But that’s off in the future. Right now, I’m experimenting. On me.”

The Manager scratched his ear. “The thing is, Dr. Neumann, that’s not completely realistic. These in-house test subjects, they’re not something I’m proposing. We’ve already begun.”

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Machine Man subscriber Impotent Verse (#3907)

Location: Cambridge, UK
Quote: "On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog"
Posted: 6312 days ago

"They’ll live and die on our bug fixes. I mean that literally."

As a software engineer (who has worked, a long time ago, in the defence industry), that is an ice cold dagger through the heart.

Machine Man subscriber Toby O (#2900)

Location: Sydney
Quote: "vote with your wallet"
Posted: 6312 days ago

of course, there's a huge difference between actually removing body parts versus wrapping exoskeleton around those body parts to make them more effective. in one scenario you're a cripple begging in the streets of jaipur without the machinery, and in the other instance you can still go back to your day job, assuming you didn't get killed by a bug or something.

Machine Man subscriber Mapuche (#1184)

Location: Darwin, Australia
Quote: "Inconceivable!"
Posted: 6312 days ago

Cue Carl enter stage left?

Machine Man subscriber SilverKnight (#2210)

Location: St. Louis
Posted: 6312 days ago

Is it just me or do these pages seem even weirder reading whilst drunk? O.o Still absolutely fantastic, Max... think I'll experiment on HP6 to get a taste.

Machine Man subscriber Ballotonia (#4030)

Location: Netherlands
Quote: "Vote Early, Vote Often"
Posted: 6312 days ago

spelling: super-solder -> super-soldier

Perhaps they could agree on Better Future Body Augmentations? Seems the disagreement is with the Combat part, not the Augmentation.

And perhaps there's a brain 'augmentation' possible to get rid of that compulsive quipping? :p

Ballotonia

Machine Man subscriber Stygian Emperor (#2947)

Location: the Stygian Empire
Quote: "Flesh is a design flaw."
Posted: 6311 days ago

This is too perfect.

Machine Man subscriber CrystalR (#4160)

Posted: 6311 days ago

I'm imagining a call centre desk, with bored underpaid representatives playing Solitaire.

"Sir, have you tried powercycling your arm?"

Machine Man subscriber Max

Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "I'm my number one fan!"
Posted: 6311 days ago

Heheh, nice CrystalR.

Another typo! Thanks Ballotonia.

Machine Man subscriber Shola Gordon (#3902)

Location: London, United Kingdom
Quote: "We are all history's middle children."
Posted: 6309 days ago

Max, this sounds a bit like a pre-terminator apocalypse.

Machine Man subscriber Neville (#4168)

Location: malta
Quote: "Happy Christmas"
Posted: 6272 days ago

compulsive quipping ... I understand Charlie's affliction only too well

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