Deleted Scenes

As I mention in the Trivia section, the first draft of Jennifer Government was about 60% longer than the finished version, and included an additional major character (Miranda Hewlett-Packard). So if I was feeling particularly sadistic, I could post 50,000 words of sub-standard crap that wasn't good enough for publication here. But I won't. I'll only post a few thousand words of sub-standard crap.

Warning: there's some profanity in here, and some minor spoilers.