While researching Company—I mean, while doing
unrelated things in the hope that something would happen that
I could use in the book—I heard lots of corporate horror stories.
Some funny, some terrifying, most in the same theme: it’s amazing
just how clear a company can make it that you’re completely unimportant.
Some of these stories went into my novel, but there are so many
others that I’ve created a new web site to capture them:
Tales of Corporate Oppression.
I want it to become a repository for the best, funniest, and most
appalling stories of everyday workplace inhumanity out there.
This is where you come in. If you’ve got a tale, help me get started:
jump on in and
If you don’t, you can still read other people’s tales and vote for them.
In other news, I’ve updated the Company
section of this site to include a description of what (more or less)
the novel is about. It’s relatively spoiler-free, so should be safe
reading… but if you’re one of those people who doesn’t want to know
anything at all about it, I applaud you. Assuming you’re motivated by a desire
to preserve the mystery, that is, and not because you have no intention of
ever reading it. If it’s the latter, I’m not so impressed.
has made up some Company coffee cups and Mission
Statement posters and I’m allowed to give five away. This is
fantastic, because usually this stuff goes to uninterested magazine
editors already drowning in book-related collateral, and not to fans,
who would stab their own mothers for it.
It’s like this: Company is set within a fictional
corporation named Zephyr Holdings, and Doubleday’s cups and Mission Statements have
Zephyr logos on them. There’s no mention of me or the novel,
which seems a little odd for promotional merchandise, but then it does
make them even more cool and obscure.
If you’d like to win a coffee cup and Mission Statement poster, all
you need to do is get yourself on
my mailing list.
You can uncheck the relevant boxes so you don’t get my blogs by
e-mail, if you want: the important thing is that you be
on that list, and have followed the instructions to validate your email address.
Don’t join multiple times, or I’ll disqualify you.
On Monday January 9th, 2006, I’ll randomly select five people from the mailing
list and e-mail them. If I don’t get a reply or at least a vacation autoreply
within a few days, I’ll draw somebody else.
Thanks to Doubleday for making this possible! It’s very cool of them.
(Note: I know from experience that a bunch of you are going to
write in saying how much you’d love a Company coffee cup
and you once had a Snoopy coffee cup but it got broken and through
some process I can’t quite follow only a Company cup will
make your life whole again so can I please just slip you one on the side.
But I’m sorry, I can’t: I only have five to give away.)
Update: To clarify, yes, naturally
everyone already on the list is automatically eligible.