Tue 30
Aug
2005
A Brand New Girl
Back
from the hospital for a few minutes to do some vital jobs,
like announce that I am (at last) Daddy to a heartbreakingly
beautiful baby girl, Finlay Jo Barry.
Here are her vital statistics: she is 3.36kg (7lb 7oz), was born at 9:19AM on August 27th, has the sweetest, most intoxicating smell ever, and likes it when you stroke her hair.
I am, genuinely, the luckiest guy in the world. I get to go back to her now.
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Matthew (#16)
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Quote: "Unicorn on mountain top. Wind blowing through mane."
Posted: 7116 days ago
Jonah (#1462)
Location: Morristown, Indiana
Quote: "That little story your writing... with the developing plot... and the antagonist..."
Posted: 7116 days ago
damselfly (#1548)
Location: Australia
Quote: "I want to be with those who know secret things or else alone. (Rainer Maria Rilke)"
Posted: 7116 days ago
Lapse (#86)
Location: Brisbane Australia
Quote: "You're adopted and we hate you."
Posted: 7116 days ago
Hope you have enjoyed your last decent sleep for a few years! ;)
Best of luck with her!
Helen (#362)
Location: UK
Posted: 7116 days ago
Location: England
Quote: "Eagerly awaiting the European Tour."
Posted: 7116 days ago
Love the name, and I wish the three of you all the luck in the world.
Will Hindmarch (#1549)
Location: The States
Quote: "Word."
Posted: 7116 days ago
Aren't you glad you asked.
Crystal EC (#396)
Location: Somewhere South of Bowen, Queesnland.
Quote: "There are 10 kinds of people- Those that understand Binary, and those that have friends."
Posted: 7116 days ago
Yenzo (#829)
Location: Secret underwater pyramid base in the Pacific
Quote: "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe (Carl Sagan)"
Posted: 7116 days ago
Location: Seattle
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John (#477)
Location: Seattle
Quote: "Did I do that?"
Posted: 7116 days ago
spinne (#427)
Quote: "I'm not here to cock around."
Posted: 7116 days ago
John Daly (#136)
Location: Canberra, Australia
Quote: "If I could think of something funny this is where I would keep it."
Posted: 7115 days ago
Location: Blue Mountains
Posted: 7115 days ago
Gregor (#1182)
Location: Toronto
Quote: "The righteous man is beset on all sides by the tyrannies of evil men."
Posted: 7115 days ago
Bring on the champagne!
Ruth (#288)
Location: Bath, United Kingdom
Quote: "Only the insane have strength enough to prosper. Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane."
Posted: 7115 days ago
She's so cute :D
chris barton (#809)
Location: Arkansas
Quote: "I sell Books and put out Fires"
Posted: 7115 days ago
We don't do sheep (#1497)
Location: 919 miles away fom the Aussies "New Zealand"
Quote: "I'm the Jesus Of Suburbia"
Posted: 7115 days ago
congratulations is all i can say
Tony Quin (#1310)
Location: Plymouth -urgh
Quote: "Yoga is NAILS"
Posted: 7115 days ago
"Looks a lot like you, too." ? The hair or the nose Yenzo? :P
Andrew (#1279)
Location: Texas
Posted: 7115 days ago
:P
Clarence (#1348)
Location: latitude 42.36 / longitude -71.05
Quote: "..I know the TRUTH and I don't have to be what you want Me to BE. -Muhammed Ali"
Posted: 7115 days ago
GoalVA (#1551)
Quote: "Eek!"
Posted: 7115 days ago
Let's hope she doesn't look too much like her daddy :P
Oenone (#151)
Location: Konstanz, Germany
Quote: "I don't want to lie to you, but I will."
Posted: 7115 days ago
Justin Holt (#147)
Location: Rochester, NY
Quote: "www.justinholt.net"
Posted: 7115 days ago
And that picture, she looks just like you. Maybe she'll sub on the jacket picture to Company?
Finlay Jo is a beautiful name.
Laurie (#127)
Location: Wauconda, IL
Posted: 7115 days ago
Congratulations on helping create such a beautiful little girl.
Be sure to let Jen know that she did a great job and everyone on here is SO happy that everything went smoothly and everyone is healthy. Just be sure to take tons of pictures and post them often.
Flemingovia (#1552)
Location: United Kingdom
Posted: 7115 days ago
Congratulations and welcome to Finlay Jo.
Smiley faces all round
Location: Fremont, California
Quote: "www.caffeinatedmuslim.com"
Posted: 7115 days ago
Leo (#846)
Location: florida
Quote: "Get up you son of a bitch, cause Mickey loves ya."
Posted: 7115 days ago
shalini (#717)
Location: http://www.kai-india.com
Posted: 7115 days ago
Karen (#561)
Location: Wisconsin
Posted: 7115 days ago
Aimee (#1345)
Location: Melbourne
Quote: ""Now there's a story behind this nickel...""
Posted: 7115 days ago
Mats (#1057)
Location: Turku, Finland, Europe, Earth
Quote: ""The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it." James Branch Cabell via Robert Oppenheimer"
Posted: 7115 days ago
Ari (#1107)
Location: somewhere around California
Quote: "Can I be a random member of the moment?"
Posted: 7115 days ago
Djoules (#1553)
Location: Paris, France
Quote: "yes... maybe."
Posted: 7115 days ago
CONGRATULATIONS ! and best wishes for the whole family.
Fionut (#467)
Location: London, England
Quote: "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
Posted: 7115 days ago
Congrats to the whole family.
Location: Saukville, Wisconsin
Quote: ""A hamster's like a small camel" - Ben Katz"
Posted: 7115 days ago
Erin (#1296)
Location: Chandler AZ
Posted: 7115 days ago
Congrats to your wife, and yes, post many pictures!
Heather (#1477)
Location: Canada
Quote: "All great truths begin as blasphemy."
Posted: 7115 days ago
The name choice is wonderful, as well.
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Quote: ""Toast sweat! It's the scourge of our time!""
Posted: 7115 days ago
Bonnie McDonald (#1138)
Location: Florida
Quote: ""You may be on the B Squad, but you're the B Squad leader""
Posted: 7115 days ago
James Travers (#1512)
Location: Callander, Scotland
Quote: "To make cheese penguins you need cheese and penguins."
Posted: 7115 days ago
J.R. Floriani (#758)
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Quote: "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
Posted: 7115 days ago
Zoomy (#1546)
Location: Outside Glasgow
Posted: 7115 days ago
Deirdre (#1498)
Quote: "There is no overkill, only "open fire!" and "I need to reload!""
Posted: 7115 days ago
Sophie (#891)
Location: Devon
Posted: 7115 days ago
Jason Wallwork (#675)
Location: Peterborough, Canada
Quote: "If it ain't broke you're not trying hard enough."
Posted: 7115 days ago
Charles J. Brokaw (#1303)
Location: USA, Ohio
Quote: ""America now had one voice. A voice that spoke loud. A voice that spoke for all. A voice that could set free or condemn any. The USA. The United Services Agency. "-Charles J. Brokaw"
Posted: 7115 days ago
-Charlie
Kristen (#1157)
Location: Jersey
Quote: "Insert quotation here."
Posted: 7115 days ago
Nikki (#720)
Location: Florida
Quote: "Success is living up to your potential. That's all."
Posted: 7115 days ago
Sandy Hemingway (#827)
Location: Ann Arbor
Quote: "I became a real wife today! Wanna know how?"
Posted: 7115 days ago
Nora Jean Stone (#1170)
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Quote: "Do Wa Ditty, Life in the CITY, where the Women are Strong and the Men are Pretty... anon"
Posted: 7115 days ago
Kat (#299)
Location: My bedroom
Quote: ""The abolition of man is within the reach of science""
Posted: 7115 days ago
Emily (#609)
Location: New York
Quote: "When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt!"
Posted: 7115 days ago
She looks so sweet and beautiful. Lucky you! I hope your lives together are wonderful!
All the best,
-Em
Jjuulliiaann (#1111)
Location: New York
Quote: "Religion is the Opium of the People --Karl Marx"
Posted: 7115 days ago
Are you going to call her Fin? Finny? Jo? Finaly? Lay? Neenee? Jofin?
shabooty (#637)
Location: D.C./V.A/M.D.
Quote: "I will shake your foundation. I will shake the f**cking rafters. Nobody'll be the same -Danny Bonaduce ....& go visit my blog @: http://www.shabooty.com"
Posted: 7115 days ago
btw did I call it or what? knew it was a girl :)
jk
peace
Stuart Lamble (#1321)
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional."
Posted: 7115 days ago
Scott (#354)
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Quote: "Max Barry tastes like awesome"
Posted: 7115 days ago
Location: Leeds, UK.
Quote: "Trust Elizabeth to get upset over a donut."
Posted: 7115 days ago
At last!
enjoy ever min !
Robert (#413)
Location: Los Angeles
Quote: "A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
Posted: 7115 days ago
Narain (#824)
Location: Los Angeles, right between civilization and a desert
Quote: "NI!"
Posted: 7115 days ago
FatRat (#1554)
Location: England
Quote: "Argh."
Posted: 7115 days ago
Rod McBride (#688)
Location: Gardner, KS
Quote: "www.MidwestRockLobster.blogspot.com"
Posted: 7115 days ago
Anita Heiney (#292)
Location: Richmond, VA USA
Quote: "I came. I signed up. I got an error."
Posted: 7114 days ago
Here's my only warning: When you have a boy, you only have to worry about one penis. But when you have a girl, you have to worry about ALL the penises! (Think about that for the next 18 years.)
She's beautiful and forgot what I just said. I'm sure you'll have nothing to worry about. You live "down under," right? Aren't they more into sheep down here??
Take care and thanks for sharing! Best wishes to you and your (new) family!!
Hobbie (#1359)
Location: Cornwall, England
Quote: "There was a little man in his hair!"
Posted: 7114 days ago
Congrats Max, just a few more months and your wife will let you touch her again. Then the nappies will take their toll and discussions about a certain operation start to come...
Seriously though, good luck.
xk3zofrenik (#1160)
Location: San Juan, Puerto Rico
Quote: "These human ruins."
Posted: 7114 days ago
The life as you know it has ended. Once you look into those eyes. It's all gone. There is nothing that comes first.
Even now as the baby develops day after day. She will show you what inconditional love means. That's were your new life will be born.
Adam A. (#256)
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Quote: "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." -George Carlin"
Posted: 7114 days ago
She beat mine by a couple of days. We're going in tomorrow morning to get ours out (scheduled C-section). Hope Mila is as beautiful as Finlay. I'm sure she will be, provided that she doesn't look like me; although there's a good chance because our son looks more like my wife.
Erin (#1481)
Location: Seattle
Quote: "Living is easy with eyes closed"
Posted: 7114 days ago
Location: Morristown, Indiana
Quote: "Why do I blog? Simple, because Max Barry blogs."
Posted: 7113 days ago
WRITING STYLE = BABY STYLE?
Wow! A baby! I love babies! I would say congratualtions, but that is what the other 67 posts before me said. I think it is a little redundant. So...uh...good work max barry...maybe the baby will be a literary genius just like max...Also, max could read the Panda Story to her to put her to sleep. The story is very childlike and features many happy animals. That's what babies enjoy. Perhaps that sounds a little too creepy. oh well...
I noticed that not too far back that max posted about his feminine writing style. Maybe that was forshadowing the gender of the baby. Just another theory that I have.
In completely unrelated news, the new girl that I like won't even talk to me anymore. Apparently her/my friend told her my plan. The girl who I like was angry and said that if I liked her, I should have just told her. Instead, I developed a devious plan, and she found out. To make the story even worse, I found that she likes...ERIC! I may just have to kill him/not really. This makes me very sad. I think I will have to develope a new plan to make Eric look bad in front of the girl who I like.
Neeways...We may be kicking John out of the band, Circle of Studliness. We're not completely sure though. So don't spread any rumors. John plays the trumpet.
Hmmm...maybe next time I will have to actually reveal the name of the girl who I like instead of just saying,"the girl who I like." And maybe it should be whom instead of who, but I don't really know or care.
Adam
Kalle (#1278)
Quote: "Sex is herital. If your parents never had it, chanses are you'll never have it either."
Posted: 7113 days ago
Max: Congratulations. (Duh)
Matthew (#16)
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Quote: "Unicorn on mountain top. Wind blowing through mane."
Posted: 7113 days ago
Emma (#1232)
Location: Somervilee
Quote: "Every second of Every Day Everyone does exactly what he wants"
Posted: 7113 days ago
Now the big question is:
When will she have a nation on NS?
Picto (#64)
Location: United Kingdom
Quote: "Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill"
Posted: 7113 days ago
I hope insomnia doesn't hurt you too bad, you're gonna be feeling it for the next two years. :-)
Rob2Kx (#1125)
Location: Canada
Quote: "Anything for laughs even if it kills you"
Posted: 7113 days ago
Rachel (#1562)
Posted: 7111 days ago
metalbiteme (#1495)
Location: WALES UK
Quote: "Welcome to nowhere fast. Nothing here ever lasts."
Posted: 7111 days ago
melly (#1564)
Location: Toronto, Canada
Posted: 7110 days ago
Congratulations :)
sheenachi (#1486)
Location: MetaVerse
Quote: "Max, publish Syrup & Company on CD!"
Posted: 7110 days ago
Thomas (#1221)
Location: Germany
Quote: "One more, and I'm going to consider you my penpal."
Posted: 7109 days ago
P.S.: You're probably confused when Daddy shows you this. Back in the days, 'Happy Birthday' wasn't a mega corp's trademark and everybody could use it.
P.P.S.: We were not 2d-lifeforms, even though all contemporary visual information seems to suggest it.
Christopher IV (#1585)
Location: Cincinnati
Quote: ""And Yet?""
Posted: 7096 days ago
Luiz Eduardo (#1601)
Location: Minas Gerais, Brazil
Quote: "Guns don't kill people, people kill people"
Posted: 7084 days ago
so, congraulations Max and his wife...
Karen (#245)
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
Quote: "It takes more muscles to frown than to smile, but I like my face to be fit."
Posted: 7079 days ago
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