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I asked a nurse for a sketch book and began drawing up specs. Fleshing out the concept, you might say. I thought about what I really wanted from a leg. It seemed to me, as I lay in my hospital bed, that the designer of biological legs had not been particularly ambitious. I mean, I don’t mean to criticize. Legs are perfectly adequate at conveying a small biological mass from A to B, so long as A and B are not particularly far apart, and you’re in no hurry. That’s not bad, when you’re limited to raw materials you can grow yourself. But I had to think that if anyone was designing a leg today, they would build in a lot more features.

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Dan Guy (#3896)

Quote: "[email protected]"
Posted: 5516 days ago

I didn't even realize we could leave comments, until Max's latest post.

I feel very tantalized by the daily snippets so far. I'm not sure the delayed gratification would work reading this as a novel, because I would have long since blown through all of this in my eagerness to find out what kind of leg he gets.

Machine Man subscriber Ness (#244)

Location: Lorne, Vic
Posted: 5516 days ago

I feel an Inspector Gadget moment coming on.

Machine Man subscriber Russell (#3897)

Location: USA
Quote: "O Lord, Protect us from those to whom you speak directly"
Posted: 5516 days ago

When I first saw the concept for this, and the first page, i couldn't help but think "six billion dollar man meets terminator?"

But now...its been (to steal the coinage of other commenters) Max Barryed! its great! I love it! If the six billion dollar man wasn't a military project, but just some guy in a bed going "boy, these guys sure do suck. let me do it better."

But i swear to god if you give his leg an ipod jack i'm going to stop reading right there... :P

Machine Man subscriber Electrichead (#3898)

Location: Toronto
Posted: 5516 days ago

Loving this concept so far! Every morning I need a few minutes to try and remember how the story went before I read the page. But I love the moment when it all snaps together and I start reading. The story is tantalizingly good.

Oodge (#2790)

Location: Tas
Quote: "'Ooh look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs.'"
Posted: 5516 days ago

Like a bottle opener (but it only accepts Boag's)

Machine Man subscriber Jan Van Eemeren (#286)

Location: Belgium
Quote: "nonsense upon stilts"
Posted: 5516 days ago

I bet the leg has Bluetooth features





;D

Machine Man subscriber tim (#3234)

Location: chattanooga, TN, USA
Quote: """
Posted: 5516 days ago

I'd go for a wheel on the bottom like Rosie from the Jetsens.

Machine Man subscriber Lance Mertz (#3541)

Location: Seattle
Quote: "It wasn't me, I wasn't there and did nothing."
Posted: 5516 days ago

Vibrator, coffee maker, wireless Internet, webcam, etc... maybe an Ipod in it?

Tim K (#788)

Location: California
Posted: 5516 days ago

This "page" a day is only a page in the kids picture book sense. I guess a paragraph a day is better than nothing at all, but I worry that I may be dead before the climax. Pull your finger out Max!

Machine Man subscriber Adam (#24)

Location: Morristown, Indiana
Quote: "Why do I blog? Simple, because Max Barry blogs."
Posted: 5516 days ago

The answer is "yes". Thanks comment box for personally asking if I want to leave a comment. (I've posted on blogs for a long time...and I feel like I never noticed that until now)

I like what your doing here Max. I do agree with Tim K...it's only a paragraph. I remember you saying something about cheating and having a few stock pages. How do we only get to see a paragraph?

No worries. I'm already writing page 9 myself. I already know what happens.

-adam

Josh Bahr (#3129)

Location: Fishers, IN, USA
Quote: ""Yea, i said it...""
Posted: 5516 days ago

The page a day thing works, but on some of these smaller pages it would be great if they were presented more like a diary. that will give us movement of time so we know how long he has been without his leg. and would explain why you only write 100 words....

I want more...

Phill Sacre (#1822)

Location: London, UK
Quote: "Computers are like air conditioners. Both stop working, if you open windows."
Posted: 5516 days ago

Having a pogo stick as a leg would be pretty cool. You'd be able to get to places quicker.

I also quite like the idea of having a staff, ala "Tim" the enchanter from Monty Python's Holy Grail.

Machine Man subscriber Xpovos (#958)

Location: Washington D.C.
Quote: "Time not important, only life important"
Posted: 5516 days ago

This page seems to be pretty harshly disjointed from the previous page.

He's thinking about his lab. Now he's asking a nurse (who has not been established in the scene) for a notebook. Now he's designing a new leg.

Maybe it's just me.

Greg Karber (#1568)

Location: gregkarber.com
Posted: 5516 days ago

These updates are the highlight of my day, Max, but yeah, this one is a little short, what the hell is wrong with you?!

No, I kid, but seriously, the suggestions some people have been making about product placement: those are good suggestions, this leg has synergy stamped all over it.

Machine Man subscriber David (#1456)

Location: Sydney, Australia
Quote: "Why are the pretty ones always insane?"
Posted: 5516 days ago

I'm enjoying it a lot. Not worried about the variable page sizes (look readers if you've been paying attention you would have noticed some days it's several paragraphs, others only one. It's *creative* work people, not making sausages or running a bank into the ground) I'm happy to go with the flow.

So, what does this mysterious "lab" do? Why do they have time-locked rooms full of limb removing machinery that only one guy at a time can attend to? Why do they have this "peculiar death and injury rate"? All will be revealed in due course I'm sure (and not at all like the climax of BSG either, I wouldn't want us to have to hurt you Max...)

Machine Man subscriber Stygian Emperor (#2947)

Location: the Stygian Empire
Quote: "Flesh is a design flaw."
Posted: 5516 days ago

The way I see it, he's going to have to lose the other leg as well, or he'll just be able to run in circles really fast. Even more, he could replace his hips with cybernetic joints, too... but why stop there?

Noble Brown (#2407)

Location: Washington , DC
Quote: "Those that can't criticize"
Posted: 5513 days ago

Options, options -options...Isn't that what has brought down the BIG 3 (i.e. Ford, GM and Chrysler)? Take a page from Honda. Offer the leg in five colors with three trim levels of toes.

Machine Man subscriber Toby O (#2900)

Location: Sydney
Quote: "vote with your wallet"
Posted: 5513 days ago

http://www.flickr.com/photos/28550645@N05/3010237500/

Machine Man subscriber Max

Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "I'm my number one fan!"
Posted: 5512 days ago

Nice.

stanley becker (#5283)

Location: black hole
Quote: "DON"T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER!!"
Posted: 4802 days ago

Design-a-leg! - Max, I do believe, that you don't have a leg to stand on [all puns intended] - obviously, if you wish to consult a blueprint then God springs to mind - one has no control at all as to what springs to mind - in a nanosecond which is infinitesimally briefer than a blink of the eye, or so I'm led to believe, as Daniel informed Nebuchadnezzar your leg is made of clay ......

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