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Machine Man (serial)
I asked a nurse for a sketch book and began drawing up specs. Fleshing out the concept, you might say. I thought about what I really wanted from a leg. It seemed to me, as I lay in my hospital bed, that the designer of biological legs had not been particularly ambitious. I mean, I don’t mean to criticize. Legs are perfectly adequate at conveying a small biological mass from A to B, so long as A and B are not particularly far apart, and you’re in no hurry. That’s not bad, when you’re limited to raw materials you can grow yourself. But I had to think that if anyone was designing a leg today, they would build in a lot more features.
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Dan Guy (#3896)
Quote: "[email protected]"
Posted: 5874 days ago
I feel very tantalized by the daily snippets so far. I'm not sure the delayed gratification would work reading this as a novel, because I would have long since blown through all of this in my eagerness to find out what kind of leg he gets.
Location: Lorne, Vic
Posted: 5874 days ago
Location: USA
Quote: "O Lord, Protect us from those to whom you speak directly"
Posted: 5874 days ago
But now...its been (to steal the coinage of other commenters) Max Barryed! its great! I love it! If the six billion dollar man wasn't a military project, but just some guy in a bed going "boy, these guys sure do suck. let me do it better."
But i swear to god if you give his leg an ipod jack i'm going to stop reading right there... :P
Location: Toronto
Posted: 5874 days ago
Oodge (#2790)
Location: Tas
Quote: "'Ooh look Marge, Maggie lost her baby legs.'"
Posted: 5874 days ago
Location: Belgium
Quote: "nonsense upon stilts"
Posted: 5874 days ago
;D
Location: chattanooga, TN, USA
Quote: """
Posted: 5874 days ago
Location: Seattle
Quote: "It wasn't me, I wasn't there and did nothing."
Posted: 5874 days ago
Tim K (#788)
Location: California
Posted: 5874 days ago
Location: Morristown, Indiana
Quote: "Why do I blog? Simple, because Max Barry blogs."
Posted: 5874 days ago
I like what your doing here Max. I do agree with Tim K...it's only a paragraph. I remember you saying something about cheating and having a few stock pages. How do we only get to see a paragraph?
No worries. I'm already writing page 9 myself. I already know what happens.
-adam
Josh Bahr (#3129)
Location: Fishers, IN, USA
Quote: ""Yea, i said it...""
Posted: 5874 days ago
I want more...
Phill Sacre (#1822)
Location: London, UK
Quote: "Computers are like air conditioners. Both stop working, if you open windows."
Posted: 5873 days ago
I also quite like the idea of having a staff, ala "Tim" the enchanter from Monty Python's Holy Grail.
Location: Washington D.C.
Quote: "Time not important, only life important"
Posted: 5873 days ago
He's thinking about his lab. Now he's asking a nurse (who has not been established in the scene) for a notebook. Now he's designing a new leg.
Maybe it's just me.
Greg Karber (#1568)
Location: gregkarber.com
Posted: 5873 days ago
No, I kid, but seriously, the suggestions some people have been making about product placement: those are good suggestions, this leg has synergy stamped all over it.
Location: Sydney, Australia
Quote: "Why are the pretty ones always insane?"
Posted: 5873 days ago
So, what does this mysterious "lab" do? Why do they have time-locked rooms full of limb removing machinery that only one guy at a time can attend to? Why do they have this "peculiar death and injury rate"? All will be revealed in due course I'm sure (and not at all like the climax of BSG either, I wouldn't want us to have to hurt you Max...)
Location: the Stygian Empire
Quote: "Flesh is a design flaw."
Posted: 5873 days ago
Noble Brown (#2407)
Location: Washington , DC
Quote: "Those that can't criticize"
Posted: 5871 days ago
Location: Sydney
Quote: "vote with your wallet"
Posted: 5870 days ago
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "I'm my number one fan!"
Posted: 5870 days ago
stanley becker (#5283)
Location: black hole
Quote: "DON"T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER!!"
Posted: 5160 days ago
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