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Machine Man (serial)
“He shot you,” I whispered. “In the heart.”
Lola scowled. She had a hell of a scowl. I had never seen it before. Her eyebrows rotated almost ninety degrees. “You think I don’t know that?”
“Then why—”
“Because he’s hurt. He needs help, that’s why.”
“This…” Down the corridor, a guard coughed into his hand. I forced myself to lower my voice. “This was not an accident.”
Lola’s eyebrows flipped up. “Why would you say that?”
“Because nothing that happens here is an accident. Cassandra Cautery said—”
“Your first transfemoral was an accident,” Lola said. “You got caught in a clamp.”
“Uh,” I said. “That, well…”
“Accidents happen all the time.”
“That’s not the point. The point is—”
“What’s the point?” Lola put her hands on her hips. I found it difficult to argue with her, because of all these emotional cues. I was used to arguing with scientists, who would explain why you were mentally incompetent with, at most, a raised eyebrow. “Tell me the point.”
“The point is they’re my parts.” I poked myself in the chest, attempting to get in on this performance debating.
Lola went very still. When she spoke, her voice was low and dangerous. “I hope you didn’t just say that.”
“I designed them. I built them. For me.”
“He’s lost both arms!” Lola yelled. Her voice echoed up the corridor.
“Then…” I swallowed, to gather the nerve to say it. “Then he can make some new ones.”
Lola stared at me. It was amazing, how sustained eye contact from Lola Banks could make me feel like the biggest man on the planet or the smallest, depending on the configuration of surrounding facial muscles.
“Look,” I said, “Let’s go back to the suite and talk.”
“I’m surprised at you.”
“There’s more going on here than you realize. Come on, Lola. You shouldn’t be walking around anyway. You just had open heart surgery.”
“That was a month ago,” she said, which surprised me, but I guess it was true. “I’m fine. That man…” She pointed at Carl’s door. “Is not.”
“Lola,” I said. “Wait. Don’t go in there.” But she did.





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Location: London, England
Quote: "We're today's scrambled creatures, locked in tomorrow's double feature"
Posted: 6333 days ago
"What would you say that?"
Pedantic Alex
Location: Tokyo
Quote: "Once I cashed a paycheck and I realized it wasn't enough. Once I had food poisoning, and realized I was trapped inside my body."
Posted: 6333 days ago
Location: Rotterdam, ZH
Quote: "Funny how the horrible crushing of hopes makes no sound at all..."
Posted: 6333 days ago
How recognisable; I think we've all been on the receiving end of one of those stares at least once...
Location: Cambridge, UK
Quote: "On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog"
Posted: 6333 days ago
Who owns your body?
Most people would (and did) say "I do". But the British Law says no one can own a body, not even their own! E.g. you might be the current occupier of the meat but you don't and can't own it, and neither can anyone else. One explanation was that it was about avoiding slavery e.g. if no one can own a human body then no one can own a slave.
All sorts of interesting stuff about organs removed during autopsy and who owns donated sperm etc... BUT (here's the point I was getting to) what if you've replaced bits of your meat with metal?
If you've lost your meat arm, no one can own that lost bit of meat and generally no one wants to as it has no real value. Plus it will start to pong after a while. Might be fun to pickle it and keep it on the coffee table maybe, I digress. Where was I?
Oh, yes! So you've lost a bit and replace it with the new Better Future Gruntmaster 3000, only $199 PCM (24.9% APR, terms & conditions apply) but you lose your job and can't keep up the payments.
If it's an arm, then repossession is going to be inconvenient and reduce your chances of future employment. If it's an artificial Liver or even more vital organ then it could be fatal.
Cassandra is going to have her legal work cut out for her!
(Geddit! ha ha ha! Cut out for her... Oh, never mind!).
Here's an obligatory Monty Python clip to make up for the dreadful pun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aclS1pGHp8o&feature=player_embedded
Location: 127.0.0.1
Quote: "That's not change! That's more of the same!"
Posted: 6333 days ago
oh, it's not Friday...
but i fel like the next page should be *BOOM*
Posted: 6333 days ago
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "I'm my number one fan!"
Posted: 6333 days ago
@Pev: Thanks for the link. That actually reminds me a lot of "The Repossession Mambo" by Eric Garcia. Protagonist works as a repo man who takes back artificial organs from people who failed to keep up their monthly payments. Messiness ensues.
Location: Alberta, Canada
Quote: "I don't wanna ride the elevator."
Posted: 6332 days ago
Location: Alberta, Canada
Quote: "I don't wanna ride the elevator."
Posted: 6332 days ago
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