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Machine Man (serial)
Cassandra Cautery was not pleased to hear about my phantom pain. I hadn’t meant to tell her. I was sitting in her office, talking about how the surgeons should remove my arm, and her eyes drifted down to my left calf. I realized I was absent-mindedly kneading the titanium there, as if it were a sore muscle.
“Everything all right?” she said.
“Just a glitch.” I forced myself to put my hand in my lap. “Nothing significant.”
Cassandra Cautery rose from her office chair and walked around the desk. She stopped on the rug, rested her butt against the desk, and folded her arms. I didn’t like the look of this. “Charlie, imagine we’re building a body.” I opened my mouth to say I was building a body, but she held up one finger. “And it’s a wonderful body, one we’re very interested in getting right. Let’s also say that all the ideas for how to build this body, they come from one particular brain. That brain is very important, wouldn’t you say?”
“Yes.”
She nodded. “In fact, it’s crucial. If we are building this body, the one thing we must do, the absolute top priority, is keep the brain safe. Do you agree?”
“Yes.”
“Well, to me, Charlie, the body is not those pieces you’re wearing. It’s not the prosthetics themselves. It’s the capacity to produce them. The body I’m building, Charlie, is a corporate entity with the ability to create artificial parts. Do you see the difference?”
I said nothing.
“I think you do. And you’re the brain, Charlie. You’re the thing I must protect. So when I hear about these…” She gestured at my legs. “These unexpected technical problems—”
“Glitch,” I said. “One glitch. Which is temporary.”
“When I hear about that, do you know what I feel like doing? I feel like plucking that brain right out of the body and putting it in a jar. Somewhere safe, so that no matter what happens to the body, what mistakes are made, what glitches we may encounter, the brain is safe. You can understand that, can’t you? The need to separate the brain from the body?”
“But I’m the body,” I said. “I’m both. They can’t be separated.”
“Imagine they could,” she said, and that was when I realized I hadn’t seen Carl for a while.





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Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "Don't read this. It's not relevant to anything. Go away."
Posted: 6345 days ago
[tortured screaming]Why on a Friday, Max, Why Friday?[/tortured screaming]
Posted: 6345 days ago
Location: Cambridge, UK
Quote: "On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog"
Posted: 6345 days ago
Friffhanger - totally awesome concept.
Quick! To the urban dictionary/wikipedia!
Location: Moe
Quote: "Fredzfrog"
Posted: 6345 days ago
Termincarlter?
the cyber carls?
or...
suddenly the room fills with a whimsical whiring chime.. at the same time, embers of light start appearing arround a faint form. quickly, the form became more dence, and solid, showing groteskly modified arms and legs of various design. just as quickly the light and sound show had started, it faded away leaving in its place this mechanical creature of horiffic design.
after half a moments pause, it spoke from a voice synthatised to scare people half to death..
"We are carl. Resistance is stupid. Expect us."
Location: Darwin, Australia
Quote: "Inconceivable!"
Posted: 6345 days ago
Loving the mindwork behind the wordsmithing...
Location: NZ
Quote: "I'm naked underneath my clothes"
Posted: 6345 days ago
I was skeptical about this concept Max, but I really think you're pulling it off excellently!
Location: new york general sort of vicinity
Quote: ""It's not working" -- Joseph Clark"
Posted: 6345 days ago
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted: 6345 days ago
Location: 127.0.0.1
Quote: "That's not change! That's more of the same!"
Posted: 6345 days ago
it must be Friday.
*curses*
Location: UK
Posted: 6345 days ago
Location: Morristown, Indiana
Quote: "Why do I blog? Simple, because Max Barry blogs."
Posted: 6345 days ago
-adam
Location: IL
Quote: "You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. - Dave Barry "
Posted: 6345 days ago
Location: Alberta, Canada
Quote: "I don't wanna ride the elevator."
Posted: 6345 days ago
lol, looks like we have a new candidate for a futurama "head in a jar"
Location: Texas
Quote: "Grooviness is essential"
Posted: 6345 days ago
Location: Texas
Quote: "Grooviness is essential"
Posted: 6345 days ago
Yeah, this story pretty much turns my stomach every day. urgh. Gives me creepy-crawlies. Very much a horror story.
Location: Ohio, USA
Quote: "There is a guy in Lab Control who once killed a woman with his car, and he gets invited to parties. I dont understand that."
Posted: 6345 days ago
Hell yhea. I smell movie.
@ page63
*facedesk*
I have to agree with Chemical, WHY ON A FRIDAY!?!?!
This thing gets better each page.
Location: New Zealand
Quote: "I aim to please; if you're not pleased your expectations were too high"
Posted: 6345 days ago
I too have often wondered how one could take a particular genius and remove that ugly, soft, gooey humanity (ego/emotion) by feeding all their thoughts through a computer filter and getting an end product of pure no strings attached brilliance. It would eliminate any possibility of emotional ("give me recognition or I'll hold out the key detail") or financial ("it's my IP I deserve a cut of the profit") ransom.
The problem is that human interaction injects errors into computers, so the end product is likely to be something completely random.
Location: London, United Kingdom
Quote: "We are all history's middle children."
Posted: 6345 days ago
p.s. seen as I am never commenting again, just wanna say that the book is going great Max. :) Good luck.
Location: Olathe, KS
Quote: ""What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!""
Posted: 6344 days ago
Just knowing that the writer's guess of where the story is going to go is as good as mine makes it feel...somehow action packed.
Anyways, keep it up, can't wait until Monday's entry!
Location: Brisbane
Quote: "Now, I don't know Max, I've never met Max, or know anything about him, but I have it on good authority, that he is, in fact, a werewolf."
Posted: 6344 days ago
Location: Sydney, Australia
Quote: "Why are the pretty ones always insane?"
Posted: 6344 days ago
Posted: 6343 days ago
Location: Sydney
Quote: "vote with your wallet"
Posted: 6342 days ago
inadvertently, of course.
Location: Sydney
Quote: "(insert something witty, eventually...)"
Posted: 6327 days ago
(1) Is the choice of Charlie and Lola as character names reflective of the children's book characters? Is this Fin's favourite book, hence the reason for the choice?
(2) How will this be translated into a book? Will you stop it at a particular point to make us buy the book? Will it just be the total story bound together as a book? Something else?
Location: Texas, USA
Quote: ""A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. " --Mark Twain"
Posted: 6166 days ago
I like how it really is in urban dictionary now...
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