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Machine Man (serial)
CHAPTER FIVE
My lab assistants arrived in the Glass Room around eight. They were holding coffees and talking about something that was apparently very amusing. Then they saw me and froze.
Dr. Neumann? said Kathline. I inferred this from her lip movements. I couldn’t hear her because I was on the other side of the polymer glass and she hadn’t toggled the intercom. I waited for her to realize this. “Dr. Neumann… what’s in the syringe?”
“Morphine.” This came out muffled because I was holding my shirt sleeve in my teeth. But I think she understood. I completed the injection and let my sleeve drop. “For the pain.”
Kathline and Jason shared a glance. Jason leaned toward the microphone. “What pain is that, Dr. Neumann?”
I felt disappointed. These guys were supposed to be amongst the brightest minds of their generation. Yet here I was in the Clamp with a syringe of morphine and they couldn’t figure it out. “I think that will become obvious.”
On one wall of the Glass Room was the Big Red Button. If you flipped up its clear plastic panel and pressed it, everything lost power. The little plaque said EMERGENCIES ONLY, and a while ago somebody had added a hand-written sticker that said, DO! NOT!!! PUSH!, because lab assistants are curious. Jason’s eyes flicked toward the button.
“Please call Medical,” I said. “Right away.”
To his credit, Jason made it look like he was going for the phone. He leaned in that direction, even picked up the handset. Then he dropped it and lunged toward the Big Red Button.
But my button was closer. It was in my hand. The Clamp was powered-up, humming on standby. Its steel plates were positioned about—well, a foot apart. I was sitting on the edge of one. My right leg, the biological one, dangled between them.
It was just as well I took care of all this in advance, because the morphine was already seeping into my neurons, fogging my synapses. If I hadn’t been prepared, Jason might have reached the Big Red Button before I could activate the Clamp and crush my leg to paste. But I was, and he didn’t, and I did.
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Jess (#3888)
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Dan Guy (#3896)
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Jennifer M. Dambeck (#3061)
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Quote: "Rock on"
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Alex (#237)
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Electrichead (#3898)
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Adam (#24)
Location: Morristown, Indiana
Quote: "Why do I blog? Simple, because Max Barry blogs."
Posted: 5759 days ago
I wrote this on a blog a couple of weeks ago...
"Maybe he'll even go to the extremes of thinking 'I bet I could build a better arm than I have now' and cut it off. "
...I called it.
-adam
Lowly Worm (#3028)
Location: Rockford, IL
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towr (#1914)
Location: Netherlands
Posted: 5759 days ago
He's cutting off his other leg, not an arm, so you haven't called it. I think the it you called will have to wait a little longer.
towr (#1914)
Location: Netherlands
Posted: 5759 days ago
That company lawyer should be happy with this development, though. While the first time was an accident, she can plausibly claim that he (subconsciously) did that intentionally as well.
Ian Manka (#3916)
Location: Los Angeles, California (school) | Akron, Ohio (home)
Quote: "Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance."
Posted: 5759 days ago
Well done on his last name. Dr. Charlie Neumann. Pronounced "New-man." How clever you are, Max.
It'd be really funny if the lab assistants were so brilliant that they were just shocked to see Charlie had spent the night in Better Future, not considering the other elements around him:
"Aww... he spent the night in the office!?!? I've always wanted to do that!"
Alas, some criticism... the hand-written note. I think if I were writing a note to stick next to a big red button, I'd use the exclamation points differently, increasing in magnitude: "DO! NOT!! TOUCH!!!" But the way you wrote it makes sense too: some lab assistant probably wrote the note immediately after the Big Red Button had been pressed, and in an angry fit, wrote it quickly and didn't think about the dynamics or magnitude of what they were writing.
Also -- the intercom. The assistants had to push a button to talk to Charlie. How did he talk back, being on/in The Clamp and all, and, I would assume, away from the intercom?
the-tine (#472)
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
Quote: "Coming soon to a planet near you."
Posted: 5758 days ago
"But my button was closer [...] Its steel plates were positioned aboutwell, a foot apart."
Ha-ha. Very subtle pun.
"I was sitting on the edge of one. My right leg, the biological one, dangled between them."
My heart started racing right about there.
"But I was, and he didnt, and I did."
Once again, killer last line. Go, Max, go!
Jeffers0n (#3865)
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M.I.Minter (#347)
Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA
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Posted: 5758 days ago
Writing is great Max, especially the last line.
Highfive,
Ian
Yannick (#3858)
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Katie Ellert (#207)
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Posted: 5758 days ago
I'm absolutely loving this story so far. Yay!
--Katie
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Joe M. (#3183)
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Valadur (#3780)
Posted: 5758 days ago
As to the comments, yeah. The firm could easily release him now that he has no grounds to stand on in a lawsuit. "It was an accident" would be good for the first round but its hard to claim twice, esp. considering how excited he is. "Saying I like it better this way" effectively kills the chances for a successful lawsuit. Might be lucky to escape one himself now lol. Better finish the legs fast. (And arms maybe lol.)
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Quote: "It ain't over till it's over"
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Skippy (#3937)
Location: Melbourne
Posted: 5745 days ago
That's why we love you, Max.
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