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Machine Man (serial)
“Dr. Neumann.” Now it was a woman with blue eyes and wild gray hair. She looked vaguely familiar; possibly we had spoken a few times about crossover research. “I know you’re busy, but I would really like a moment to speak with you about Lola’s heart.”
“Registering with core,” said a man, and another replied, “Seeing that.” I was the kind of busy that didn’t require my participation. Which was good, because at this point I was focused internally. I was asking myself questions and listening for answers.
“I feel very uncomfortable about this. We had a lot of questions about the procedure in the first place, and several of us felt strongly the technology wasn’t ready, but management…” She threw a glance at Cassandra Cautery, who was out in the hallway having a doctor peer at her scalp. “Anyway, that’s in the past. The unit’s installed now.
“The issue is the EMP function. The weapon. It draws a great deal of power. And we built in a safety margin, of course, to ensure that even after an EMP wave, the battery has plenty of power to maintain regular heart function. We were very careful about that! We also ensured the EMP won’t fire unless the battery is full. So it’s single-use.” Her eyes switched rapidly between mine. “Except that part is possibly not working completely properly. I don’t think it’s anything to be concerned about. But, well, as I mentioned, we were very early in QA and all of a sudden they were telling us there’s a woman on the table, we had to install… and, the thing is, the EMP shouldn’t have fired twice. It definitely shouldn’t have been able to do that. I saw the subject briefly, that is, Miss Banks, when you were brought in, and… and probably this was the light, but her skin looked gray. She seemed to be having some trouble breathing. Which wasn’t a problem, because we can recharge the battery in-house, it’s a simple procedure. But before we could, this terrible thing happened with all the shooting. And now she’s gone. So I’m just a tiny bit concerned that her battery has been drained to a point where it’s impacting heart function. And please don’t worry, because it needs very little charge to pump blood—it’s not going to stop! I’m almost certain of that. But I am thinking that if the safety mechanism isn’t working and her heart rate reaches the trigger threshold, then possibly the EMP will fire for a third time, which would… well, the battery doesn’t have the capacity to support that. So, again, this is just a precaution, and I don’t want to make life harder, because I know you have a lot on your plate already, but when you find Lola, it would be extremely good to avoid making her scared or excited or engage in any kind of vigorous exercise.”





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Location: Cambridge, UK
Quote: "On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog"
Posted: 6161 days ago
Classic last line.
Location: Darwin, Australia
Quote: "Inconceivable!"
Posted: 6161 days ago
Location: Sydney, Australia
Quote: "Why are the pretty ones always insane?"
Posted: 6161 days ago
Location: Cambridge, UK
Quote: "On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog"
Posted: 6161 days ago
Location: Toronto
Posted: 6161 days ago
Found a typo though "I was the kind of busy that didnt require my participation"
Location: new york general sort of vicinity
Quote: ""It's not working" -- Joseph Clark"
Posted: 6161 days ago
Now there've been plenty of double entendres about machines and doppelgangers and such, but this is just plain absurdly hilarious. He's got this whole RIG of cyber hardware retrofitted to his body, there's blood all over the place, another retrofitted human cybernaut is running wild and she mentions,"Hey, I know you're really, uh, busy, but don't forget this one lil' thing..."
Location: 127.0.0.1
Quote: "That's not change! That's more of the same!"
Posted: 6161 days ago
When i'm building superhuman Cyborgs, remind me to not tie weapons to essential body functions.
Location: Sydney
Quote: "vote with your wallet"
Posted: 6161 days ago
so the whole point of the last few pages was essentially:
your mission jim, whether you have actually decided to accept it or not will be to:
(previous pages)
1) bring karl in, who has snaked who knows what (like the johnny cash song 'one piece at a time') and rigged who knows what around his hidey-hole/lair.
(this page)
2) save lola before her heart battery goes flat, i.e. you don't have much time.
3) do it very calmly as though you were simply asking lola whether she wants fries with that.
this blue-eyed grey-haired woman will self desctruct in 10 seconds. good luck.
(cue mission impossible theme)
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "Don't read this. It's not relevant to anything. Go away."
Posted: 6161 days ago
Just thought I'd share that with you all.
Location: The Moon
Quote: "I like stuff..."
Posted: 6159 days ago
This actually isn't a typo... Sure, it doesn't flow off the tongue well, but I'm assuming its correct. I also did a double take on it and thought the first "I" should have been "It".
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