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“We’re calling these the Contour Threes.” Cassandra Cautery gestured, like a model on a game show. Only instead of a car or a set of steak knives it was a pair of black titanium legs with cloven hooves. My throat constricted, because it was like my old legs had come back to life. “Don’t ask what happened to Mark Two. The Threes are basically a revision of the original Contours, upgraded for strength and with an improved tactile interface. Oh, and there are some bug fixes. Did you know the Contours couldn’t handle stairs?”

I unclogged my throat. “Yes.”

“Oh. Well, that would have been useful to know before our Model Two tester ended up at the bottom of a stairwell.”

I tried to wheel myself forward, and was reminded that I only had one hand. The lab assistant came to my rescue, sliding me within touching range. There were a lot of parts around me here in the Repository, parts on shelves and parts in foam packing, parts under tantalizingly sheets of translucent plastic, but I couldn’t take my eyes off the Contours.

I said, “I want to put these on.”

“Yes,” said Cassandra Cautery. “There is just one tiny issue.”

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Machine Man subscriber Morlok8k (#4133)

Location: The Moon
Quote: "I like stuff..."
Posted: 6183 days ago

There is always a catch!

Machine Man subscriber Ashley (#4002)

Location: Denver
Posted: 6182 days ago

With Cassandra nothing comes easily!

Machine Man subscriber Alan W (#1427)

Location: Spokane, Washington
Quote: "Corgis are like potato chips"
Posted: 6182 days ago

"Due to your previous actions, we had to fire you. You are no longer a Better Future employee. Now, we can re-hire you, and you can have the legs, the beautiful shiny, candy-like legs, on one condition ..."

Machine Man subscriber Stygian Emperor (#2947)

Location: the Stygian Empire
Quote: "Flesh is a design flaw."
Posted: 6182 days ago

Were they black before? I think that's new.

Machine Man subscriber CrystalR (#4160)

Posted: 6182 days ago

I'm thinking Model Two's tester was The Nerve Interfacer Formerly Known As Jason. When Charlie left, the lab was severely lacking in crazy (not to mention nerves to interface), so TNIFKAJ had to step up his act.

Oh subplots <3

Machine Man subscriber Toby O (#2900)

Location: Sydney
Quote: "vote with your wallet"
Posted: 6182 days ago

black titanium? is this the 3rd person omniscient at work?

Machine Man subscriber Jarrad (#837)

Location: Hobart
Posted: 6182 days ago

why does he have one hand? i forget

Machine Man subscriber Chemical Rascal (#3964)

Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "Don't read this. It's not relevant to anything. Go away."
Posted: 6182 days ago

@Jarrad - He lopped it off a long while ago - But Max sorta didn't make it obvious. He mentioned it in a very off-hand sort of way.

Machine Man subscriber regtiangha (#4080)

Location: Calgary, AB, CANADA
Quote: ""It tastes like beef!""
Posted: 6182 days ago

Charlie: "Issue? But I..."

Cassandra: "Charlie, look. I know you want these Contours, and Imma let you finish, but the Contour Mark I had the better interface!"

Machine Man subscriber Max

Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "I'm my number one fan!"
Posted: 6181 days ago

@Chemical Rascal: Pun Prize!

Machine Man subscriber Felix (#4236)

Location: NZ
Quote: "I'm naked underneath my clothes"
Posted: 6176 days ago

"under tantalizingly sheets of translucent plastic"

Does that make sense? Can something be tantalizingly sheet?

Machine Man subscriber Henry J (#4185)

Location: Pasco, WA
Posted: 6169 days ago

I was under the impression he'd cut off all his fingers on one side, but not the actual hand... No?

Machine Man subscriber Henry J (#4185)

Location: Pasco, WA
Posted: 6169 days ago

Maybe the print version should have a little icon at the bottom of each page indicating which parts have been removed so far.

Machine Man subscriber Chemical Rascal (#3964)

Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "Don't read this. It's not relevant to anything. Go away."
Posted: 6169 days ago

@Max: Alliteration Achievement!

Machine Man subscriber Max

Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "I'm my number one fan!"
Posted: 6169 days ago

Boo yah!

Machine Man subscriber Hyper (#4612)

Location: Texas, USA
Quote: ""A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. " --Mark Twain"
Posted: 6111 days ago

Bets on Better Futures cutting off a guys legs to be the tester instead of finding an available amputee?

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