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Machine Man (serial)
As the Contours took me through the corridors, I ate my muffin and tried to figure out how to replace my own arm. There was an obvious logistical problem: once I removed my meat arm, that left me with just one, and I wasn’t sure that was enough to attach the metal one. Which made it a frustrating little logic puzzle, like having to transport a fox, chicken, and bag of seed on a boat that could only bear two of them. If I had a mechanical arm, there would be no problem: I could program it for a slice and dice, sedate myself, and wake to a finished job. Well, that’s an exaggeration. I wouldn’t be comfortable trusting it that far. Not to the point of doing surgery on me while I slept. But still. It was like needing a ladder that’s on the roof.
I reached the elevator, swiped my pass, and pressed the button for sub-floor level three. The panel emitted a regretful tone. The screen read: CONTACT MANAGEMENT.
“Hmm,” I said. I pressed the button again, just in case. But no. I did not have access.
Stymied. It wasn’t a total surprise. But it made certain things clear.
I stepped out of the elevator and chewed my lip. After a minute, I decided two things. First, I needed Lola to help me with this arm. Second, it would be smart to go to the Repository, collect all my parts, and never let them out of my sight again.





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Location: Brisbane, QLD
Quote: "Cante Jondo and The Blues; Popular suffering raised to a high art."
Posted: 6340 days ago
Problem Solvered.
*Max Fried Chicken
Location: Darwin, Australia
Quote: "Inconceivable!"
Posted: 6340 days ago
I am really enjoying this as a concept and as a process, plus which I just like the way Max puts words together.
Not to mention MFC is really tasty.
Location: Moe
Quote: "Fredzfrog"
Posted: 6340 days ago
Location: Tokyo
Quote: "Once I cashed a paycheck and I realized it wasn't enough. Once I had food poisoning, and realized I was trapped inside my body."
Posted: 6340 days ago
Also, Max, your posts make the week go by fast. Usually I wait for the weekends, but now on the weekends I feel myself waiting for the week so I can get more Machine Man. XP
Location: Cambridge, UK
Quote: "On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog"
Posted: 6340 days ago
But apart from the page a day, I get a heck of a lot of enjoyment from reading the page comments, so it's like double the fun of just reading a page a day from a book.
I just know that I am going to have to buy the paperback when it comes out as I guess a reasonable percentage of the Moral Superiority will too. So I guess Max learnt something in marketing as he'll be selling the same product twice over!
Location: 127.0.0.1
Quote: "That's not change! That's more of the same!"
Posted: 6340 days ago
just kidding...
but i do agree with Pev, in that we get to talk to other readers in real-time, while Max is writing it in real-time... and that we can actually influence the outcome of the story
Location: Morristown, Indiana
Quote: "Why do I blog? Simple, because Max Barry blogs."
Posted: 6340 days ago
Problem solved. Lola is too unreliable.
-adam
Posted: 6340 days ago
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "I'm my number one fan!"
Posted: 6339 days ago
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