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Machine Man (serial)
I waited in the Better Future lobby while Lola Banks had the inside of her mouth swabbed and answered questions in a harshly lit room about everyone she had ever met, everywhere she had ever been, and her Facebook profile. This took about forty minutes. Then she emerged, waved, and was escorted into the Dispassionate Waveform Sifter, which was like a metal detector for a very advanced definition of metal. As a side-benefit, it could also tell you if you had cancer. Usually this was a two-minute procedure, but when Lola stepped out she was re-buttoning her blouse and two hours had elapsed.
I clanked over to her. “What was that about?”
“Oh. Nothing. I always have trouble with metal detectors.” She pushed her glasses up her nose and smiled. “Tell me about your leg.”
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towr (#1914)
Location: Netherlands
Posted: 5866 days ago
And if you didn't have it already, it would give it to you.
And in other news, Lola's name finally registered in my brain, so now I have the Copacabana tune stuck in my head. Just thought I'd mention it, so I might cause it to afflict other people.
"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl.
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Location: 127.0.0.1
Quote: "That's not change! That's more of the same!"
Posted: 5866 days ago
Location: Toronto
Posted: 5866 days ago
Location: Berlin, Deutschland
Quote: "Give a man a match and he'll stay warm for the rest of the day; Set a man on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life."
Posted: 5866 days ago
Location: Cambridge, UK
Quote: "On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog"
Posted: 5866 days ago
Nah! It's going to be something more interesting, I hope.
Greg Karber (#1568)
Location: gregkarber.com
Posted: 5865 days ago
Location: Alberta, Canada
Quote: "I don't wanna ride the elevator."
Posted: 5865 days ago
Tommy Mandel (#2554)
Location: nYc
Quote: ""Hah," she said."
Posted: 5865 days ago
"My friend did that when she was writing a book, and it made you want more - the anticipation really did build up. - It makes the reader check the website, and could be a really good way to make money if it's a really good book."
Just sharing this with you. Now we gotta get back to rehearsing "Very Superstitious."
Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA
Quote: "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Posted: 5865 days ago
Hot.
isn't
this
fun?
Katy (#2345)
Location: Los Angeles
Posted: 5865 days ago
Oh, jeez. I'm such a jerk. I'm sorry, I should never have opened my mouth. I take it back. I take it all back. You go, Max. You go.
Location: Sydney
Quote: "vote with your wallet"
Posted: 5865 days ago
Lola: What? Are you saying I'm fat?!?
MD: Uh.. no, I'm just saying there's extra metal where there should not be.
L: What do you mean by 'a little extra'?
MD: Based on my density scan--
L: Density?!?
==2 hours later==
MD: Please, I'm so sorry, just go! (sobs gently to itself)
stanley becker (#5283)
Location: black hole
Quote: "DON"T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER!!"
Posted: 5152 days ago
Waadee (#5656)
Location: New Delhi
Quote: "Its better to regret something you did rather than something you did not"
Posted: 4964 days ago
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