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Lola’s chest rose and fell like a heaving sea. This would have been quite erotic had there not been a Better Future Combat Augmentation powering up inside her chest. Since there was, not so much. “Try to lower your heart rate,” I said. “Think about something else.”

“What did they put in there? What is it doing?

“How about those dogs of Angelica’s? They’re so cute and soft.” At this moment, they all began howling. A set of paws came scampering up the hallway, bayed, then fled. Those useless fur sacks. They were not helping.

Help me!

“Okay. Okay. Let’s think about this. It’s probably some kind of weapon.”

What?

“That’s what they’re doing. Better Future. They’re trialing parts for super-soldiers.”

Lola’s eyes bulged. “In me? In me?”

“I was just as pissed, when I found out,” I said. “That’s why I kicked the Manager through that window. But the point is, it probably won’t hurt you. It will be designed to hurt other people.”

“I’m not a super-soldier, Charlie!”

I became aware of a tone: a whine so high-pitched it was only just entering my detectable range. So that explained the dogs.

“It’s a bomb.” Lola’s lips were turning blue. “Oh God. It’s a bomb.”

“I don’t know. I don’t think that would be cost-effective.”

What?

“Well, you want to blow something up, is the best way to do it really to go to all the trouble of surgically installing—”

It’s shaking!” Lola shrieked. Her teeth chattered. “Run, Charlie!”

“We need to lower your heart rate. You can do it, Lola.”

“I can’t! Run!”

“I believe in you. You can—”

“Please!”

The whine had become so loud it was difficult to hear anything else. “No,” I said. “I’m not running, Lola.”

“But Charlie—”

“What we have here is a technical problem. And I know that if we—” There was more to this sentence. I was forming a little speech about how we were two rational people, and logic could move mountains. The idea was that this would either reassure Lola or bore her, and either way we would get that heart rate down. I still think this was a pretty good idea. But before I could get it out, Lola exploded.

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Machine Man subscriber regtiangha (#4080)

Location: Calgary, AB, CANADA
Quote: ""It tastes like beef!""
Posted: 6217 days ago

Um, well. OK then.

Machine Man subscriber regtiangha (#4080)

Location: Calgary, AB, CANADA
Quote: ""It tastes like beef!""
Posted: 6217 days ago

I'm sure it's just figurative. Right? Right??

Machine Man subscriber David (#1456)

Location: Sydney, Australia
Quote: "Why are the pretty ones always insane?"
Posted: 6217 days ago

Man, if that's not a Friday finish then I don't know what is!

Isn't it always the way. You meet a nice woman, replace her heart while removing your own limbs, and then she explodes on you, just when you're about to get some...

Machine Man subscriber Sander (#4031)

Location: Amsterdam, NL
Quote: "Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. —Anonymous"
Posted: 6217 days ago

wat

Machine Man subscriber Stuk (#4278)

Location: UK
Posted: 6217 days ago

*little girl scream*

Machine Man subscriber Felix (#4236)

Location: NZ
Quote: "I'm naked underneath my clothes"
Posted: 6217 days ago

:O uh.. huh?

Machine Man subscriber Ciaran (#4286)

Location: New Zealand
Quote: "When life giveas you questions, Google has answers"
Posted: 6217 days ago

Im just glad we get another page tomorrow, ten bucks says it has less than ten words :P

Machine Man subscriber Anonymous (#3992)

Location: Straty
Posted: 6217 days ago

OMG!

Machine Man subscriber Adam (#24)

Location: Morristown, Indiana
Quote: "Why do I blog? Simple, because Max Barry blogs."
Posted: 6217 days ago

Maybe he's just hallucinating because of the drugs.


-adam

Machine Man subscriber Electrichead (#3898)

Location: Toronto
Posted: 6217 days ago

@Ciaran yeah, I'm hoping like hell it's not

"Boom ... "

Machine Man subscriber C Leffelman (#3968)

Location: IL
Quote: "You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. - Dave Barry "
Posted: 6217 days ago

Lola exploded. And then I moved on in life, haha.

Machine Man subscriber Joel Pearson (#2145)

Location: Canberra, Australia
Posted: 6217 days ago

no es posible

Machine Man subscriber gstein42 (#585)

Location: 127.0.0.1
Quote: "That's not change! That's more of the same!"
Posted: 6217 days ago

does her exploding have anything to do with the sex scene we all predicted?

Machine Man subscriber Danni (#357)

Location: England
Quote: "Eagerly awaiting the European Tour."
Posted: 6217 days ago

What?!

Thank goodness it's a Thursday, not a Friday. Need to know if it's literal or not :P

Machine Man subscriber Trevor (#4081)

Posted: 6217 days ago

"I had never clocked the Countours moving so fast." ...and then the weekend.

Machine Man subscriber M.I.Minter (#347)

Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA
Quote: "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Posted: 6217 days ago

I had that happen to me once, I was dating this girl named lola and we were doing blow and eating poprocks at a salsa dancing contest. When she took a drink of Coke after a particularly brisk techno version of "Oye a como vas" and her heart just blasted out through her chest. I caught her and she died in my arms...one last dip. Now I can't listen to the 69boyz without breaking into tears.
"I put my hand upon your hip when I...."

Machine Man subscriber Garry (#4239)

Location: Denver
Quote: "You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose."
Posted: 6217 days ago

I knew Charlie was going to break Lola's heart. I just knew it...

Machine Man subscriber Ian Manka (#3916)

Location: Los Angeles, California (school) | Akron, Ohio (home)
Quote: "Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance."
Posted: 6217 days ago

I make one comment... and Lola explodes.

Machine Man subscriber Alan W (#1427)

Location: Spokane, Washington
Quote: "Corgis are like potato chips"
Posted: 6217 days ago

There has to be something more to it than a bomb, I mean, there's no reason for an explosive to make an increasing whirring noise to warn everyone before it goes off.

Maybe she explodes into Mecha-Lola?

Machine Man subscriber Max

Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "I'm my number one fan!"
Posted: 6217 days ago

Wow, nothing brings out the comments like an exploding love interest.

I'm too soft, I SHOULD have made this a Friffhanger.

Machine Man subscriber Toby O (#2900)

Location: Sydney
Quote: "vote with your wallet"
Posted: 6217 days ago

Mostly I was just worried about Charlie in proximity to the bomb, but then I remembered he's the protagonist.

Machine Man subscriber Katie Ellert (#207)

Location: Calgary AB Canada
Quote: "Where's Lola? WHERE'S LOLA?!?!"
Posted: 6217 days ago

I think I'm going to cry. This page made me so sad!! :( Lola can't die!!!! ARGHHHH

Machine Man subscriber Stygian Emperor (#2947)

Location: the Stygian Empire
Quote: "Flesh is a design flaw."
Posted: 6217 days ago

"Lola exploded.
It sounded like this: Clang! Clang!"

That's good, now he'll have more time to finally make those weapon-arms.

Machine Man subscriber Chemical Rascal (#3964)

Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "Don't read this. It's not relevant to anything. Go away."
Posted: 6217 days ago

This is the part where Max asks us to shell out more cash for the rest of the story, isn't it? :P

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