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Machine Man (serial)
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

Moments after I stepped out of the elevator, a painfully beautiful girl appeared, smiling brilliantly. “You must be Charlie. And Cassandra! How are you?”

“Fine,” said Cassandra Cautery.

“That’s really wonderful,” said the girl. Next to her, the statue of the Greek goddess looked very plain. “What is that shirt, by the way? I always mean to ask.”

“I don’t remember.”

“Well, I love you in it.” The girl put her hands on her hips. We could have been old friends.

Cassandra Cautery said, “Is he ready?”

The girl’s face turned solemn. “He’ll be two minutes. But if you’ll come with me, I will get you completely set up with whatever you need. Is that okay?” When Cautery nodded, she turned and sashayed down the corridor. The swaying of her skirt was a little hypnotic.

I looked at Cassandra Cautery. She was staring after the girl with loathing. I felt out of my depth, like a deep-sea fish hauled up to the surface. I was not compatible with this environment. I did not possess the parts necessary to survive in it. “I’m leaving,” I said.

“Don’t be an idiot.” She didn’t even look at me. “You won’t make it two floors.” She started after the girl. After a moment, so did I.

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Machine Man subscriber Felix (#4236)

Location: NZ
Quote: "I'm naked underneath my clothes"
Posted: 6315 days ago

"I was not compatible with this environment. I did not possess the parts necessary to survive in it."

Excellent! Textbook Max Barry.

Machine Man subscriber Danni (#357)

Location: England
Quote: "Eagerly awaiting the European Tour."
Posted: 6315 days ago

I so want to quote that line. It's awesome :D

Machine Man subscriber Mapuche (#1184)

Location: Darwin, Australia
Quote: "Inconceivable!"
Posted: 6315 days ago

Does anyone else feel like this story has taken a sudden sharp turn? Now I'm left guessing - Damn you Max Barry!!! :)

Machine Man subscriber Toby O (#2900)

Location: Sydney
Quote: "vote with your wallet"
Posted: 6315 days ago

picturing vintage 1970's lynda carter as the new girl.

Machine Man subscriber SexCpotatoes (#2188)

Location: Navarre, Ohio
Quote: ""Democracy is the theory that the common man knows what he wants, and deserves to get it good and hard." - H. L. Mencken"
Posted: 6315 days ago

Whoever she's a secretary/assistant for will probably be fantastically ugly. Just wait and see.

Machine Man subscriber Ben (#3924)

Location: Alberta, Canada
Quote: "I don't wanna ride the elevator."
Posted: 6314 days ago

@SexC: Probably. He is also likely rich and needs to have a hot secretary to offset his otherwise dismal existance. ITS BILL CLINTON, no wait, his secretary wasnt even hot... ;)

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