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“So there we were,” said Lola. “Me with an expensive new heart and my parents wiped out again. This time I took down my grandparents as well. I mean, I didn’t know that at the time. I found all this out later. The retirement plans that had been shelved, the homes and heirlooms that had been sold. All so I could have my stop-gap heart. And maybe five years at the outside until I needed a new one.

“A few weeks later, I’m on the sofa watching TV and my mom gets this call. Her face, it goes tight, and she grabs at the wall, like somebody’s pushing her over. Because it’s my dad’s work on the phone. He’s been in an accident. Dad worked in an auto assembly plant. Not on the floor. He was an engineer. But this day he’d been down there and one of the robots caught his hand. You know. The robots that make the cars. Somehow this one welded his hand to a car door. The foreman, when he visited us, he kept saying he couldn’t understand how it happened. There were all kinds of safeties. They were actually one of the things Dad was in charge of. So it was a little ironic. I mean, it seemed ironic. Before we found out it wasn’t.

“They amputated Dad’s hand at the wrist. When he came home, he had a check for fifty thousand dollars. The auto workers union, they’d negotiated a standard payment schedule with the company for injury—a set amount you got if you were permanently disabled on the job, regardless of fault. You lose your left hand, like Dad, you automatically get fifty thousand. A thumb on the dominant hand, that’s twenty grand. Big toes are ten each. The little ones, three grand a pop. Loss of hearing is worth ten grand, forty if it’s total. Each foot, forty thousand dollars.

“Ask me how I know this,” Lola said. “How I know all these amounts.”

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Machine Man subscriber fredzfrog (#2368)

Location: Moe
Quote: "Fredzfrog"
Posted: 6312 days ago

how does she know.. recearched the companys medical plan? :p

Machine Man subscriber Chemical Rascal (#3964)

Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "Don't read this. It's not relevant to anything. Go away."
Posted: 6312 days ago

Oh... My... Lord...

Max... If what's coming next is what I'm thinking...

Machine Man subscriber dabbeljuh (#4114)

Posted: 6312 days ago

to continue chemical rascal:

...this would be very sick. poor lola's father ~

Machine Man subscriber Sander (#4031)

Location: Amsterdam, NL
Quote: "Write a wise saying and your name will live forever. —Anonymous"
Posted: 6312 days ago

That gives us a grand total of $234.000 if I counted correctly. What kind of artificial heart does that buy?

Machine Man subscriber Arnab (#3918)

Location: Brisbane
Quote: "Now, I don't know Max, I've never met Max, or know anything about him, but I have it on good authority, that he is, in fact, a werewolf."
Posted: 6312 days ago

Man, I'm really hoping her Dad just butchered other people that worked for the company, and then extorted/stole money from them. That would be marginally better then...you know...ugh.

Machine Man subscriber rebecca (#3891)

Location: oceanside
Quote: "revolution is the best revenge"
Posted: 6312 days ago

I think Charlie reminds Lola of her father.

Machine Man subscriber Isaac (#4089)

Posted: 6312 days ago

does the 40k for a foot include the 10k for the big toe and 4*3k for the little ones? If the 40k is inclusive, it would seem that the big toe (and the toes in general) are over valued.

Machine Man subscriber Ben Finkel (#3058)

Location: Austin, Texas
Posted: 6312 days ago

That's some pretty strong Creepypasta, there, Max! The presentation of the facts here was very well done here. Very creepy.

Ben

Machine Man subscriber Electrichead (#3898)

Location: Toronto
Posted: 6312 days ago

I came here to post a link to something I read on the interwebs, marginally related to the concept of Machine Man:
http://io9.com/5272454/new-novel-by-the-author-of-the-ring-written-on-toilet-paper
That's right folks, a piece of toilet paper a day to read his new horror book!

Machine Man subscriber Joe M. (#3183)

Location: Texas
Quote: "Grooviness is essential"
Posted: 6312 days ago

ick. that turned my stomach.

Machine Man subscriber IpHa (#4118)

Posted: 6312 days ago

No... I think I know what's coming next.


Also, how does one weld flesh to metal? I hear it's hard enough welding two different kinds of metal, let alone a hand.

Machine Man subscriber SilverKnight (#2210)

Location: St. Louis
Posted: 6312 days ago

Oh my god. That literally stopped me in my mental tracks. I mean Max, the girl of my dreams is leaving for good in the next 24 hours and I'm sitting here transfixed in shock by a short story. Thank you, seriously, it's nice to feel something else for a minute or two, even if it's a twinge of horror...

Oh and a little thanks to Arnab's comment, too haha. That gave me a good chuckle. :)

Machine Man subscriber David (#1456)

Location: Sydney, Australia
Quote: "Why are the pretty ones always insane?"
Posted: 6312 days ago

Paging Dr Freud, Dr Freud to the main desk.

Machine Man subscriber Shola Gordon (#3902)

Location: London, United Kingdom
Quote: "We are all history's middle children."
Posted: 6312 days ago

The security guard at my work was a wielder before he worked there. And he has no index finger. He now drives an amazing car and has 20K in the bank. His only regret is that he never lost his thumb because he said he would of got a new house too.

Machine Man subscriber Shola Gordon (#3902)

Location: London, United Kingdom
Quote: "We are all history's middle children."
Posted: 6312 days ago

He has no index finger because it was crushed by this big machine at the wielding place. Said he never felt a thing, one moment, he has all his digits, the next moment, he has a piece of floppy skin in place of where his finger should continue. Easy money.

Machine Man subscriber CrystalR (#4160)

Posted: 6309 days ago

This gives me a really terrible idea for a folk hero.
Someone going around, cutting off the feet of the poor to "get them on their feet again"...

"Charlie Mann, Charlie Mann, through factories he romps,
Charlie Mann, Charlie Mann, scamming worker's comp,
Cutting off feet, it works a treat,
Charlie Mann, Charlie Mann, Charlie Mann..."

Machine Man subscriber Impotent Verse (#3907)

Location: Cambridge, UK
Quote: "On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog"
Posted: 6293 days ago

Holy freaking jeebus!

CrystalR, you are genius!

Machine Man subscriber Barry Mitchell (#1001)

Location: Saukville, Wisconsin
Quote: ""A hamster's like a small camel" - Ben Katz"
Posted: 6284 days ago

Well done. I'm compelled to read more and also disturbed and want to turn away. "Oh god. Don't do it, Max!" were my immediate thoughts. But, please, do go on.

Machine Man subscriber Hyper (#4612)

Location: Texas, USA
Quote: ""A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. " --Mark Twain"
Posted: 6119 days ago

kudos to CrystalR. You should write the theme song for Machine Man the Movie.

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