182.

1st: Yay! Charlie lives!

2nd: Shouldn't that be
"..., I awoke."
or
"..., I woke up."

Oh come on, what kind of page is that! I demand my $6.95 back! (Not really)

You cruel bastard, Max. This is why I hate episodic content.

(This is also why I love episodic content.)

its not friday yet max..

arrg! thriffhangers! :(

Head in jar a la Futurama. He's in the 30th century now! Say Hi to Fry for me, Charlie!

Now tell us how you sweated over a hot laptop *all* day to produce that gem!

Admittedly most of your septic audience will be busy giving thanks today, thus giving you time to whip the little grey cells into producing something more substantial for their return from shopping on Friday. But still, the rest of the planet is hangin' out, frustrated and waiting with bated breath... (okay, just the English speaking bits of the non-Thanksgiving part of the planet. But still.)

Came for the comments on such a short entry...left liking the site redesign and the old lean 'n' smoulder photo

the german speaking bit of the non thanksgiving part of the planet is also hanging out, slightly frustrated and waiting with bated breath ~

Oh come on, what kind of page is that! I demand my $6.95 back! (Not really)
(Topher Cox (#3402))

I have to say having just managed to catch up with the feed (yes I know I was supposed to read a page a day for 182 days not read all pages in three days), I guess I can't demand the $6.95 back. But 5 Words? 18 Characters? 22 Characters (including space)? I need more than that. And please no big cliffhanger tomorrow.

From the last 4 pages, the word counts were 310, 170, 36, 5. At this rate, tomorrow's will have only a fraction of a word. Or an emoticon.

electric: :O

My wife wouldn't understand if I tried to explain to her, while looking at my iPhone early this morning, I exclaimed, "Oh come **ON**!!!"

seriously.....

two days in a row.....

*waits for more*
Shit, this is going to be hard when the book is done. I'm going to log onto my e-mail in anticipation of a new page, and there wont be one... how am I going to get my next fix.....

though yesterdays page was good... I'm not really complaining.... it was just short :( I get excited when it's long pages... haha

@Dave: IT was just a joke, I've felt no regret in paying for this at all.

I was gonna say 'good on ya' for working on an American holiday, which of course, has the most important holidays in the whole universe, but instead I am just laughing.

well now you're just screwing with us!

in fact, I will restrain myself from making any comments longer than the respective pages they're posted on.


wait

crap

@ Bob

ROTFLOL

Stop complaining, you whiners, lol

well frick. i really hope there are some long juicy ones in our future. this just kinda bummed me out... back to modern warfare 2 i guess

LOL

Seriously? We're up to 182 pages?
182-43(free pages) = 139
$6.95/139 = $0.05 a page

Those long ones earlier this week were way more than 5-cent pages. Y'gotta balance it out somehow.

Grrr AAAHHH!!! Awesome. I love being kept on the edge of my seat like this, I gotta admit, this is so excellent. :D

Once pages were long:
Then Ben predicted haikus
And pages were short.

No, maaan! What he means is, the entire novel was a dream! This was all a drug-induced dream he had while he was out in the ER from his first leg.

@Topher Cox :

I was well aware of it having been a joke from you.

I am developing that dreaded feeling while waiting for pages now. I am not 100% sure if buying this might not have negative effects on my health. Anxiety attacks late at night, checking Emails compulsory around mid day (UK time), and so on.
Must consult a lawyer about my chances for compensation regarding the costs I create on our National Health Service.

Max, you rat! I love it!

I just loved the part of the book where

I've stopped wondering how many pages are left. Now I just wonder how many words are left.