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“Carl wants your parts,” said Cassandra Cautery. Behind her, the streetscape grew industrial: we were getting closer to Better Future. “He’s set on the idea of taking away your Bioreplacements, the same way you had us take away his arms.”

“But I don’t have any parts.”

“None of ours, no…” She tapped her lips.

“What?”

“I’m just wondering if that will matter.”

What?

“All I know is Carl wants your parts, and his mental state is not very stable.”

“You think he’ll… what, pull my arms off? You think he wants to kill me?”

“I don’t know what’s running through his head. Last time I saw him, he was throwing people around the lobby.”

I threw a glance out the rear window.

“But don’t worry.” Cassandra Cautery patted my thigh. “Everything’s going to be fine. I have a plan.”

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Machine Man subscriber Impotent Verse (#3907)

Location: Cambridge, UK
Quote: "On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog"
Posted: 6190 days ago

Major continuity failure...

"Cassandra Cautery patted my thigh."

Charlie doesn't have any thighs! Anything left to pat will be uncomfortably (if that is the correct term here) near his groin!

She could pat his arm though, he's only missing a few fingers there.

Machine Man subscriber regtiangha (#4080)

Location: Calgary, AB, CANADA
Quote: ""It tastes like beef!""
Posted: 6190 days ago

She should pat his head. Could have some unintended (or intended?) connotations associate with that.

Machine Man subscriber Electrichead (#3898)

Location: Toronto
Posted: 6190 days ago

Yeah, I came here to post about the thigh as well :)

Machine Man subscriber coolpillows (#3749)

Location: new york general sort of vicinity
Quote: ""It's not working" -- Joseph Clark"
Posted: 6190 days ago

Easy, maybe Max meant she patted the space where his thigh was. She patted his PHANTOM thigh, gang.

(anybody want to reference the "phantom limb week?")

Machine Man subscriber Impotent Verse (#3907)

Location: Cambridge, UK
Quote: "On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog"
Posted: 6190 days ago

@regtiangha

"Cassandra Cautery patted my stump." sounds equally as bad too!

Machine Man subscriber Impotent Verse (#3907)

Location: Cambridge, UK
Quote: "On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog"
Posted: 6190 days ago

"Pat my stump!" is going on the back of my "I <3 Lola!" T-shirt.

Machine Man subscriber Max

Location: Melbourne, Australia
Quote: "I'm my number one fan!"
Posted: 6189 days ago

Hmm, he has abbreviated thighs. I've used the term thigh before to refer to what he has (p57, p62, p125). But yeah, maybe patting them is a little weird.

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