Machine Man (serial)

We climbed the steps to the neat, surburban house that apparently belonged to Lola’s doctor friend and stood on its darkened porch. Lola raised her hand to ring the bell, then hesitated. “One thing before we go in. Don’t criticize Angelica’s dogs.”

“Why would I criticize her dogs?”

“I’m not saying you would. Just don’t.”

The logical inconsistency here temporarily overwhelmed my pain and exhaustion. Because I was that kind of guy. “You must feel I would. Otherwise why mention it?”

“Forget it.”

“Is something wrong with her dogs?”

“No,” said Lola. “But she loves them, and if you say something, it will be awkward.”

“Okay.” Pain rising. “I won’t mention the dogs.”

“Do mention them. But only say nice things.”

“All right. She has very attractive dogs.”

“Don’t say that! That sounds creepy.”

“What should I say? Lola. I’m not good at this. Just tell me what to say.”

She hesitated. “Say you like their outfits.”

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