Darren Aronofsky to Direct Machine Man
You know how I feel about film deals. At first, sure, everyone’s excited.
It’s going to be the greatest movie ever made. You’ll be walking down
the red carpet in no time, Max. You’ll be doing blow off the naked backs
of strung-out starlets. But a few years later, and you know what? No
starlets. Not one.
Not that it’s all about the starlets. I’m happily married. I’m just saying, it would be nice to be offered starlets. The point is, I have discovered that there’s a lot that can derail a project between sign-on and starlets. In fact, starlets seem to be the exception. Most of the time, the movie never happens.
So when the Machine Man deal happened, I tried to steel myself. “Meh,” I told people. “Not as glamorous as it sounds. Probably never go anywhere.” A few months ago, I heard Darren Aronofsky was interested in directing. “Yeah, there’s always a big name who’s interested,” I said. “Everyone’s always interested.” Then he signed on. And today it’s public, being reported in Hollywood Reporter and Variety.
Now, Aronofsky is possibly the greatest director in the world. By which I mean, if you wrote a book or a screenplay, and you wanted someone to make it into a film, you would choose him. Because many people can do smart and unsettling and entertaining, but not usually all at once.
His newest film is “Black Swan,” which premieres in the US on December 3. It’s written by Mark Heyman, who is also on board for Machine Man. So I’m basically hoping Black Swan is the best movie of all time.
It is getting harder to stay cool about this.
By the way, Aronofsky was involved with the Robocop remake before the studio imploded. So do you think he walked away with a head full of unrealized ideas about bioaugmentation or what?
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Kasey (#5013)
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META-BLOG: REVISITED
Many years ago, when Max was just beginning a blog, I wrote a meta-blog. I believe it's time we get an update.
First, though I'm no longer in High School, or college for that matter(I got a business degree, in case you're wondering), I'm always learning new things. I married now too, so the real education is just beginning.
My wife is an elementary school teacher. When we go to the library or bookstore, she goes straight to the education or children's book section. Needless to say, she's never read any Max Barry novel.
...however, she will go see the movie. Congratulations, Max!
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Simon (#3192)
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I watched Pi back in the day many times... was unsettled by Requiem for a Dream, and cried watching the Fountain. (and I didn't know about Black Swan... so thanks for that and now newly excited about that!)
Here's to you Max!
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Speechless. Aronofsky also directed "The Wrestler" and the trailer for "Black Swan" looks creepy good. Big Hollywood size congratulations!
Lee
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By the way, how's the rewrite of the book going? I'm guessing it'll be ready just in time to tie in nicely to the movie? Can't wait!
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Yeah, I'm kind of withholding a bit of my enthusiasm until I see actual marketing. At least it isn't Gilliam, so that's a big plus in the viability department.
Thomas (#1221)
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In fact, I didn't know it was released at all. I remember that the weekly installments suddenly stopped at one point, but maybe I just wasn't following where exactly they continued.
Anyway, hope it works out. I'd love to see that movie.
Posted: 5272 days ago
id still prefer to see jennifer government on the screen, but machine man also sounds awesome ;)
way to go, max.
greetings from germany
w
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Oh, and by the way, if you should get offered any, you know, starlets... I'm not married, so I'd be happy to take them off your hands for you.
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Pi was awesome, but one of my all-time fave movies is still The Fountain (with a gorgeous performance by Rachel Weisz).
And to throw in even more positive news for you: Black Swan has been running the festival circuit for the past couple months. It has received many rave reviews, many calling it Aronofsky's best work to date, and is high-up in Oscar buzz for both Best Film and Best Actress (Natalie Portman).
... which in turn triggers me to remind you about the casting suggestion I made earlier on for the Machine Man movie: Natalie Portman :p
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I can't wait to see it!
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ha ha ha
Requiem for a dream makes my brain go mush..
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Don't tell me you're going to share the first page of Google with a fifth-string superhero no one ever heard of.
P.S. I am evil, but not because of the link, and I am not a robot. I'd be less evil if I were a robot.
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