Barry vs Doctorow: The Ultimate Smackdown
Forbes is running
a special on “The Future,”
and a bunch of writers, including me, contributed fiction.
The deal was everyone’s story had to be based on this:
It’s the year 2027, and the world is undergoing a global financial crisis. The scene is an American workplace.
I was intrigued by the idea of going head-to-head against other writers. It sounded like a kind of writers’ cage match. I found myself thinking, “All right, Doctorow’s gonna lead with a world controlled by draconian IP law, he won’t be able to resist. But maybe I can counter with the entire American economy being purely about advertising. He’ll never see it coming.”
Possibly no other writers saw it this way. They may have just been concentrating on writing a good story. Suckers.
Anyway, my short story, Springtide, is up now. To read the others, including shorts by Cory Doctorow and Warren Ellis, visit the Forbes Future page and scroll down to “Fiction.”
Forbes has a 90-day exclusive on this piece but after that I’ll post it alongside my other short stories, with formatting that doesn’t suck so much.
In other news, you can now search this site. Little box on the left there. Thanks to Wyatt, who complained about this until I got off my butt and added it.
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Dustin (#2291)
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Robert (#413)
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towr (#1914)
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Posted: 6411 days ago
Just making sure your story falls inside the parameters eh ;)
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Jeffrey (#2286)
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Justin (#2009)
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Monkeywright (#1732)
Location: Los Angeles, Californi-YARGH!
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Posted: 6411 days ago
I'm sure mac will bring us the iBraphone soon.
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Linnea1928 (#2654)
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Lottie (#3093)
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Posted: 6410 days ago
I'm just curious about the photo. You only ever see rust like that in gangster movies.
Gangsters don't write books.
shabooty (#637)
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Posted: 6410 days ago
the only thing that would be kinkier would be Bratz, riding My-Little-Pony, while Kid Sister watched on.
(:
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Posted: 6410 days ago
Know what I'd like to see? Max Barry vs. Scott Adams.
Kalle (#1278)
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Posted: 6410 days ago
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Posted: 6410 days ago
So, congratz on being awsome. Great short story.
Mark Tran (#3249)
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Joe (#2270)
Location: Campbell, CA, USA
Quote: "I'm subverting the system from the inside. I think."
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austin (#2462)
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Posted: 6409 days ago
Ahahahahahaha. Best. Line. Ever.
Yenzo (#829)
Location: Secret underwater pyramid base in the Pacific
Quote: "In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe (Carl Sagan)"
Posted: 6409 days ago
Although I'm kinda under the impression that kids are actually becoming mature later and later in life. I mean, think about it: How old was Alexander the Great at the prime of his life? Early twenties? Most of my friends were just about to move out of their parent's place at that age. None of them has conquered any country whatsoever. Yet.
I think the kids of past generations had their good share of screwing around and doing drugs. They just didn't get to post it on YouTube.
One of the oldest written texts known to man (I think it's from Sumer) is concerned with how the young generation is going to ruin everything with their immorality. Hasn't happened yet.
But maybe I'm wrong. I wouldn't mind going down in a Do Me Dolls-related apocalypse. Sounds fun. Throw in some teenage zombies and book me a flight to Jakarta.
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Posted: 6408 days ago
Location: the Stygian Empire
Quote: "Flesh is a design flaw."
Posted: 6407 days ago
Your story got me to yell "Holy crap!" more than once, haha. Jeez, your take on the future truly frightens me.
blab (#1632)
Location: The Sandwich Isles
Quote: "Adventure is just poor planning"
Posted: 6402 days ago
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