Sometimes people ask what else I've had
published besides novels. I avoid answering this
question, because the truth is nothing, and that's
embarrassing. I did try to sell some short stories once,
but they got rejected a lot.
But just because they weren't good enough for
some crummy Australian rag doesn't mean the world
need be deprived of them, right? That's what
the internet is for! So here's a collection of
writings, advice for struggling writers, and other
writing-related... uh, writings.