The Response
I heard back from Bill, my editor, about my new book. It wasn’t good news. It wasn’t bad news, either. It was kind of inexplicable news. I’m still trying to digest it.
My fear, of course, has been that Bill would say, “Max, you know this book you’re so excited about… well, it’s not so great.” Every time this has threatened to overwhelm me the last couple of weeks, I shooed it away, because I knew in my heart that surely that could not be true: this was a great book, my best, even.
And it turns out that Bill does think it’s great. So too, apparently, do other people he’s shown it to. I pushed him on this, in case he was doing that thing where you say only nice things to the author because my God they’re temperamental, but no: I really think he considers it quality.
That’s the good news. The bad news is he can’t publish it.
It’s hard for me to explain why. It’s hard for me to understand why. I think it has a little to do with the nature of the story, and a lot to do with the nature of the publishing business. I can’t relate the details here without being immensely unprofessional, even for me, so that will have to do, sorry. But the situation is incredibly bizarre, like something out of one of my books. (One of the published ones, ha ha.)
Bill is a genius editor. When he says there’s a publishing problem, I completely believe him. I know he’s looking out for me and my career. He’s proven his skill and dedication over a couple of books.
There are options. I have to believe I can get this book out there somehow. Surely we’ll figure out something.
Surely.
This is a very weird feeling.
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Marleen (#2741)
Location: Canada
Posted: 6145 days ago
On a 1-73 scale, exactly how bizarre is the situation? If it's > 65 then you should write a book about it, heh. I have a feeling that it'd fit in nicely with your other published ones!
Jonathan (#3166)
Posted: 6145 days ago
Seriously, this is outrageous. Hang in there.
Phill Sacre (#1822)
Location: London, UK
Quote: "Computers are like air conditioners. Both stop working, if you open windows."
Posted: 6145 days ago
I suppose you could try publishing it as an "e-book" on your website. Or maybe you could just photocopy a whole bunch of them and send them to people for, you know, like, money. If not more.
Or maybe you could storm into the office of whoever it is who will object to your book being published with a machine gun and yell "Listen, bitches! You gonna publish ma book!" and then let rip, whilst laughing manically. I've always wanted to do that (well, except for the yelling about book publishing part).
I'll fetch my coat, the taxi's on its way...
Dan (#3126)
Location: New York City-ish
Quote: "The main thing about Van Gogh is that he painted pictures that astonished him with their importance, even though nobody else thought they were worth a damn. --Kilgore Trout"
Posted: 6145 days ago
I recall reading a story about Michael Chabon's latest, 'The Yiddish Policemen's Union' (which is an amazing, amazing, amazing book). He handed in his 'final' draft and his editor suddenly got all scared: the book was not up to snuff and they'd given the author *seven* figures. The editor flew out from NYC to wherever Chabon lives on the West Coast, and they parsed the book, page by page. For Chabon the book was already 'done', but he ended up spending another eight months working on it, all at the behest of his editor. At the end, Chabon compared the final product to the previous ('final') draft, and couldn't imagine having thought the book was complete, before the extra eight months of work. Maybe you'll have some kind of similar good-bad fortune.
I hope you keep us in the loop, if you are able.
Karan (#1376)
Location: Sydney, Australia
Quote: "Quid Quid Latine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur - Anything said in Latin sounds important"
Posted: 6145 days ago
(my money's on something out of Syrup :P)
Adam Czarnecki (#3160)
Location: Michigan, USA
Posted: 6144 days ago
Is self-publishing an option???
Michael Crider (#3054)
Location: Colorado, United States
Posted: 6144 days ago
John Reynolds (#2534)
Location: New York, USA
Posted: 6144 days ago
Lossenelin (#3167)
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand
Posted: 6144 days ago
And if it didn't sell out, you could pretend it did and keep at the extra copies yourself, then once the self published edition of the book becomes a collectable item, you can sign all your left over books and cash in on eBay. Its a perfect plan really.
sean kearney (#3037)
Location: Denver, CO
Quote: "[email protected]"
Posted: 6144 days ago
Sign me up for one who would buy the PDF without hesitation!
- sean
Rob2Kx (#1125)
Location: Canada
Quote: "Anything for laughs even if it kills you"
Posted: 6144 days ago
David (#1456)
Location: Sydney, Australia
Quote: "Why are the pretty ones always insane?"
Posted: 6144 days ago
Jeffrey (#2286)
Location: Right here
Quote: "Mathematics is a powerful language. Just look at how mathematicians destroyed the housing market."
Posted: 6144 days ago
Linnea1928 (#2654)
Location: Rosemount, MN
Posted: 6144 days ago
liam (#3168)
Location: canada
Posted: 6143 days ago
If your agent loves the work but the publishers won't publish it, then you're doing something right. Keep it up and we'll keep reading.
Michael Ricksand (#2212)
Location: Terra
Quote: "You do not have a right to be stupid."
Posted: 6143 days ago
Andrew Riley (#1970)
Location: Parker, Colorado, USA
Quote: "Predictions are difficult, especially about the future."
Posted: 6143 days ago
Do a small print run (100 copies) through one of the online publishers. Number and sign them like painters do with prints. You could sell them through your website for $100 each and I bet you'd sell out within an hour. That's ten thousand dollars. My God - I'm a genius!
But when you take my brilliant idea and run with it, put me down for the first copy. I'm putting $100 + shipping in escrow as we speak.
ryandake (#2199)
Location: scenic monterey, ca
Quote: ""The rest is not our business.""
Posted: 6143 days ago
print on demand. i'll composite the book for you, that way i'll get to read it first. and then i'll buy it, too.
hang in there!
Stephen (#3170)
Location: Dublin
Quote: "Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"
Posted: 6142 days ago
Theres no greater motivation for any company to get past problems when theres guaranteed money there.
Lottie (#3093)
Location: Sheffield, UK
Posted: 6142 days ago
Chin up, it could be worse. (Lol, worst phrase ever.)
Mick (#2190)
Location: East Coast, Australia
Posted: 6141 days ago
Personally I wouldn't go the self-publishing route; costs too much, and writers make very little money as it is, unless you're Stephen King or Rowling. Selling it online via the site, as a PDF... Not a terrible idea if you don't mind low sales. It won't cost you any money, but it won't make you any either.
If those are the only viable options, I'd seriously consider putting that baby in a drawer, write the next novel, and bring out The Exceptionals again at a later date -- see if the market changes in the mean-time. Plenty of writers do that kind of thing.
Steve (#3172)
Location: Melbourne
Posted: 6141 days ago
I can't wait to read it in whatever form it is released in the future
Emily (#609)
Location: New York
Quote: "When in doubt, fuck it. When not in doubt, get in doubt!"
Posted: 6140 days ago
You will perservere!!
<3 Emily
Greg Karber (#1568)
Location: gregkarber.com
Posted: 6140 days ago
I know it's extremely unprofessional to reveal any details yourself, Max. But if anyone else knows any details, you know, and you wouldn't mind sharing them with me, then drop me a line at [email protected] (remove the X's, of course) and please share what you know.
This is obviously worse news for Max than myself, but I feel disoriented still.
Best of luck with the book, Max. I hope you find some way to make it available to all of us, but if not, then I look forward to your next book.
Perhaps, and feel free to just ignore this completely, but you could tell us a synopsis of the book and nothing else? Maybe so then we could deduce it ourself? I don't know--that seems dumb even typing it out. But we've (I've) been waiting for any tiny morsel of information and it feels like the scheduled all-you-can-eat buffet was just cancelled.
Peter Larkins (#2811)
Location: Sydney
Quote: "Never let logic get in the way of a good MKTG idea ..."
Posted: 6140 days ago
In terms of laying out / typesetting the manuscript prior to (self) publication, I'm sure there are plenty of your readers out there who would be more than willing to help. Take myself for example - qualified designer (among other things), possessing fully-legit versions of all the latest Adobe design software, experience laying out / typesetting various 'zines in the heady days of the early 90's (and various bits of marketing crap in the not-so-heady days of the present), and willing to help for nothing more than a mention in the acknowledgements page (hell, I've done sound-tracks for people's film trailers for less !)
So yes, the option is definitely there, as I'm sure you know ...
David (#1848)
Location: Texas
Quote: "Delighted!"
Posted: 6140 days ago
Bummer about the wrinkle, Max, but there's no question it will get worked out.
Joey (#1080)
Location: Tampa
Quote: "Don't fight with ugly people. They have nothing to lose."
Posted: 6140 days ago
Tim (#3178)
Posted: 6139 days ago
As a writer myself, the self-publishing route isn't very appealling and I suspect (presumptiously) it isn't to you either. I'm sure I'd want the legitimacy and reach of a major publisher. Besides, without knowing the real issues here, it's not clear that self-publishing solves whatever problems you have to deal with here.
I hate to suggest it -- because it smacks of semi-self-censorship -- but is there a way that rewrites could solve things?
In any case, I'm ready to buy it, however you end up distributing it.
Tim
howard (#810)
Location: uk
Quote: "err"
Posted: 6139 days ago
Ekki (#3181)
Posted: 6137 days ago
Ekki (#3181)
Posted: 6137 days ago
Damn it, I've never wanted a book this much. :D
Please don't edit out the parts they don't care for, I want to be able to read this unadulterated.
Flynn (#520)
Location: Chicago, IL USA
Quote: "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
Posted: 6134 days ago
Seriously though...buck up, camper. There is always a way. That's why the universe is so big. We'll look forward to reading it someday in a way that will make you fabulously wealthy.
Simon (#3192)
Location: Melbourne
Quote: "I'd rather be arrogant than wrong"
Posted: 6131 days ago
Phoenix (#2361)
Location: Somewhere in New Zealand
Quote: "You mean I have to narrow it down to a single quote? I feel a bit like a kid in a giant candy store who's been told they can pick ONE piece of candy..."
Posted: 6127 days ago
There's still nothing like an actual book. What else could I use to prop the door open in the morning or as a firestarter?! And not to mention that curling up in bed with a good laptop just doesn't make me feel all warm and fuzzy. On top of that you've got possible file corruptions (the equivalent of opening up your book one day and finding a large, charred hole right in the most exciting and important piece of the book) and the job of trying to explain a pdf to people who are, say "technically challenged" (*After half an hour of explaining* Wait, wait. Okay, so I turn it on ) I could go on but I think you get the drift.
Good luck Max :)
Simon (#3192)
Location: Melbourne
Quote: "I'd rather be arrogant than wrong"
Posted: 6127 days ago
blab (#1632)
Location: The Sandwich Isles
Quote: "Adventure is just poor planning"
Posted: 6126 days ago
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